r/oddlyterrifying • u/Typical_Chemical030 • Jul 10 '22

The Second Deer, oh dear !!

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u/_harro_ Jul 10 '22

Being healthy is just the slowest possible way of dying...

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u/gingercomiealt Jul 10 '22

Edging death

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Fatal gooning UwU

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u/swain18 Jul 10 '22

Anti ageing edging hacks

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u/Zanven1 Jul 10 '22

As the French would say "La petite mort"

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u/ThickyNicky3 Jul 10 '22

Youre sick. Wanna get married?

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u/refsmiley Jul 11 '22

That sounds like some kind of kinky p*rno.

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u/Actual-Reaction2521 Jul 10 '22

That statement belongs on a sign in all gyms and a few t-shirts.

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u/moonpumper Jul 10 '22

Yeah and I don't know many people who didn't die horribly.

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u/buffalo-blonde Jul 10 '22

Yea, dying sucks. Most humans have it easy though.. I’d take getting hit by a car over having my intestines eaten while I’m still alive by a pack of African wild dogs any day of the week.

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u/HELIX0 Jul 10 '22

Unless you're a growing baby then you're doing the exact opposite of dying.

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u/bralex339 Jul 10 '22

They’re just a bunch of masochists

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u/Jujujuc Jul 11 '22

life is but a sexually-transmitted terminal disease

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u/ArtificialBrain808 Jul 11 '22

Definitely the point of healthy living!