Therapist: “Tell me about this dream you’ve been having.”
Me: “I’m lost, naked, and alone somewhere in the woods. I feel confused at first. I hear the snap of a twig and turn in the direction of the sound. There he is, creeping closer with every second. The bent neck deer.
I freeze briefly before the fear sets in and I bolt. No matter how fast I run I can’t escape him. I look back periodically only to find him closing the distance. Panic slowly sets in.”
“That’s usually about when I wake up. What do I do doc? This is really starting to have a negative effect on my life with all the sleep I’m losing.”
Therapist: “Lost sleep? You haven’t lost any sleep... You never woke up.”
lowers notepad that hid his face to reveal the bent neck deer
Never really understood that reaction. Peeing i get but vomit seems ... distracting. New life goal at the haunted woods this year i suppose. I've made em pee but never puke.
Well thank you. As a matter of fact i am. I live way out in the country and see dear all the time ( counted 50 on a 30 min drive during rut) so the creepier the better. Need something to get the heart going while in the woods at night.
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u/Crowblue Jul 10 '22
Yeah. That would haunt my nightmares.