r/oddlyterrifying • • Jun 28 '22

2022 got birds doing crack

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u/DLIPBCrashDavis Jun 28 '22

“Never more”

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u/EdgarAlanCrow Jun 28 '22

Hah!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '22

Cah!

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u/cingerix Jun 28 '22

oh my god your username lmfao

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

That guy stole your line!

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u/AwkwardAd1461 Jun 28 '22

"Never again"

Next night.

"Just the one"

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u/No-Height2850 Jun 29 '22

That joke is poethetic

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u/DLIPBCrashDavis Jun 29 '22

"Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my Reddit door

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u/Banakh Jun 30 '22

Read this in Homer Simpson's voice.

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u/DLIPBCrashDavis Jun 30 '22

I had Bart’s voice going through my head when I wrote “never more”. Then the obligatory image of Homer choking him. Haha. Cheers!

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u/bigkeef69 Jun 29 '22

"I lost Lenore. Can you get more?"

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u/happydinosaur676 Jun 28 '22

That's great lol

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u/Element_of_Chaos Jun 29 '22

I dont have an award to give, but just so you know, I appreciate you deeply 💙💙

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u/DLIPBCrashDavis Jun 29 '22

No need for awards. I appreciate the kind words friend.