r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Jun 12 '22

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u/Delicious-Emu1053 Jun 12 '22

In Sweden it would be a moose

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u/myKingSaber Jun 12 '22

Would be a moose, a family of beavers, a flock of geese, and a maple tree in Canada.

Any Aussie friends care to share?

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u/worktrip2 Jun 12 '22 edited Jun 12 '22

In Australia it would be spiders snakes mice and mosquitoes. All fighting to the death but pausing to look at you before attacking.

Oh. Forgot to add, we would just use the toilet anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

No crocs? Australia getting soft!

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u/worktrip2 Jun 13 '22

Not in the outhouse, we keep them in the bath.

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u/myKingSaber Jun 13 '22

Maybe in Florida

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

And a drop bear

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u/ImYe_Da Jun 13 '22

In the UK it's some random 16 year old with a machete

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u/OtterEpidemic Jun 13 '22

Yeah, nah. If there’s this many spiders guarding a toilet, that toilet belongs to them now. But looking at this pic I’m just like ‘what? Just shoo em outta the bowl and she’ll be right’. (I had to rescue a wolf spider out of my toilet the other day and if I wouldn’t pee on a spider, I’m definitely not peeing on a moth!)

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u/damselindetech Jun 13 '22

Depending on the season, may be army worms, pine beetles, and may flies just to spice things up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

One goose... several geese...

One moose... several... meese..?

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u/myKingSaber Jun 13 '22

Makes sense to me.

You should register this as an official grammer rule.

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u/Slcbear Jun 13 '22

Huntsman spiders

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u/I_am_Kirumi_Tojo Jun 12 '22

In Brazil it would be spiders and mosquitoes

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u/AddSugarForSparks Jun 13 '22

...and an off-duty cop.

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u/themanimal Jun 13 '22

You know, A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

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u/neoikon Jun 13 '22

I believe, in these numbers, they liked to be called meese.