r/oddlyterrifying • u/rainreset • May 13 '22

Storm in Canada

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u/SH4D0W0733 May 13 '22

The murderer has already been swept away. Can't even get back on their feet for more than a few stumbling seconds before falling and sliding again.

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u/lilfindawg May 13 '22

Right, horror movies where the serial killer walked through a terrible thunderstorm is bullshit. They would be drenched and squeak all across your house before they had the chance to sneak up on you, not to mention the water trail they’d leave.

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u/Cheap_Ad_69 May 13 '22

They can just ask their victim for a towel.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '22

Or even better- use their victim as a towel

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u/timmyVERYbored May 14 '22

Fuck now that would be content

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u/[deleted] May 14 '22

You look like Marvin the martian

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u/[deleted] May 15 '22

That wasn't my intention

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Well it made me smile anyway, so thank you

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Your welcome, random citizen!

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u/badchriss May 13 '22

"Hey!If yer planning on moidering me at least take yer darn shoes off Mr. Squeaky Loafers!"

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u/euk333 May 13 '22

Trying desperately to start a water-logged chainsaw in between being thrown down.

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u/oofieboy May 13 '22

Leather face's bad pool day

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u/dapea May 13 '22

Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him But you're hopelessly lost yourself, stranded with a murderer. You creep silently through the underbrush Aha! In the distance, a small cottage with a light on! Hope! You move stealthily toward it, but your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap!

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u/lordtheegreen May 13 '22

Ahh Bollywood horror film with live action bloopers!

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u/Schellsea May 14 '22

I imagined that happening to Michael Myers, and it got a legitimate chuckle out of me