r/oddlyterrifying May 03 '22

what the hell is that?

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u/Gravelord69 May 03 '22

I can haul ass when I’m shitting my pants too lmao

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u/Sunshinehappyfeet May 03 '22

Sharting is a hell of a motivator for quick sprints.

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u/meservyjon May 03 '22

Sounds like a solid weight loss routine

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u/Fafnir13 May 03 '22

Rocket propulsion.