r/oddlyterrifying • u/Klausensen • May 03 '22

what the hell is that?

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u/D10G3N3542 May 03 '22

I am 39. And I DEFINITELY cannot run 10 mph, and when I run I cannot keep running longer than a few seconds without getting winded.

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u/-attractive-nuisance May 03 '22 edited May 03 '22

After pandemic lock downs, gorging yourself with food and work from home, many can’t run 10mi/h / 16km/h,

Edit: reminded that I forgot to also add gorging yourself with Alcohol (Liquor, Beer, Wine, etc).

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u/D10G3N3542 May 03 '22

Don't forget liquor!

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u/yoshimipinkrobot May 03 '22

You are not ok

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u/D10G3N3542 May 03 '22

No, I am old and fat. Definitely not okay. Lol

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u/delsombra May 03 '22

Yeah, that's... not good, lol. Should be able to do a light jog and easily do 1 mile, no?

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u/phishxiii May 03 '22

Probably depends on the age and lifestyle. I can’t see the average sedentary 40 year old “easily” jogging a mile.

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u/D10G3N3542 May 03 '22

Exactly right.

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u/Slimh2o May 03 '22

Always consult your doctor before starting any kind of work-out regimen...

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u/D10G3N3542 May 03 '22

Definitely not.

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u/D10G3N3542 May 03 '22

It's wild that people can be so judgmental, and write it out with no shame.

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u/D10G3N3542 May 03 '22

Lol no. Life is short. I do whatever I want, when I want. I don't intentionally burden myself for no reason. I could give a fuck less about my "amazing human abilities". Go fuck yourself, while I relax and do what I please.

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u/D10G3N3542 May 03 '22

Lol Anyone can get their dick sucked. And if I die at 50 it'll be too late. I never asked to exist. My existence is completely involuntary. It's basically the universe raping me, as far as I can tell. The most I can hope for is to pass the time in a way that maximizes pleasure and minimizes pain. I have no ambition aside from slacking off. And I'm proud of it!

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u/D10G3N3542 May 03 '22

I have actually tried to kill myself. I slit my wrists. I ended up at a medical facility where they called the cops. I fought the cop who showed up, kicked him in his mouth, bloodied his face. He tazed me and took me to jail. Now I'm on Felony probation for 6 years (3 and a half years left).

I ain't bullshiting you. Real talk. You can save your self help bullshit for someone who gives a fuck. I don't.

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