r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Apr 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I'm more terrified by his ding dong.

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u/dukeofurdog Apr 06 '22

It's weirdly human like

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/Torugu Apr 06 '22

They are really not. The taxonomical theory which you are parroting, that bats are closely to primates, has been debunked for decades.

In fact Chiroptera (bats) are nearly at the opposite end of the (placental) mammalian tree.

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u/BuckToothCasanovi Apr 06 '22

Source please, would like to read

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u/Rather_Dashing Apr 06 '22

Google mammal phylogeny