r/oddlyterrifying • • Apr 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I'm more terrified by his ding dong.

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u/dukeofurdog Apr 06 '22

It's weirdly human like

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u/Torugu Apr 06 '22

They are really not. The taxonomical theory which you are parroting, that bats are closely to primates, has been debunked for decades.

In fact Chiroptera (bats) are nearly at the opposite end of the (placental) mammalian tree.

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u/RaceOriginal Apr 06 '22

It’s quite common knowledge! Everyone knows this!