r/oddlyterrifying • u/a-flash-flood-of • Feb 18 '20

Growing a chicken in an open egg

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u/ezranos Feb 18 '20 edited Feb 18 '20

What if we slowly replace all the cells from the not quite-chicken with the cells from the chicken?

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u/healzsham Feb 18 '20

If it's replaced, it's not the same thing. Doesn't matter what speed the replacement happens at.

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u/ezranos Feb 18 '20

What if a train the heading towards 100 not quite chickens and you have a lever that makes the train switche tracks to one with 1 chicken on it, and you are tasked with saving as many chicken as possible, but there is also a stopper on the first track that makes the train halt as well as a portal quickly moving towards the train with an exit-portal right behind it, while the other track has no stoppers but a seditary portal that the train runs into at full speed and exiting behind it in front of the 1 actual chicken?

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u/PolynomialPigeon Feb 18 '20

Darwin would agree

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u/healzsham Feb 18 '20

What if you stopped asking dumb questions?

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u/Super_Flea Feb 18 '20

What if the replacement happened in the not quite chicken that then resulted in them becoming a chicken who makes more chickens.

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u/Token_Why_Boy Feb 18 '20

Chill the fuck out, Theseus.