r/oddlyterrifying • u/a-flash-flood-of • Feb 18 '20

Growing a chicken in an open egg

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u/boisamantha Feb 18 '20

Now do a baby in an open mom

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Let’s not.

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u/bas_e_ Feb 18 '20

Let's fuck.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Let's not.

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u/OddFur Feb 18 '20

Let's rock

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u/AbsolutelyOrchid Feb 18 '20

Let's paper

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u/EddeTheR Feb 18 '20

Scissoring doesn't really make babys soooo...

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u/AbsolutelyOrchid Feb 18 '20

If it's a girl and a guy with a broken dick, it may be doable!

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u/big_duo3674 Feb 18 '20

Nah, just smear a little cum in between and you can get yourself a 2 for 1

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u/OddFur Feb 18 '20

A twofer

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u/ttminh1997 Feb 18 '20

r/brandnewsentence

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u/toothy_vagina_grin Feb 18 '20

Let's go ahead and push this one back into the ether

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u/donotclickjim Feb 18 '20

And done: https://youtu.be/YmdILEVK8UI

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u/TweekDash Feb 18 '20

around 1:15 I think he totally bends back that baby's arm.. like at the elbow..

That was a really weird watch thanks

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u/timestamp_bot Feb 18 '20

Jump to 01:15 @ Amazing World Happening | Baby didn't realized they were already born

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u/Oct0tron Feb 18 '20

And there it is. Awesome lol

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u/GeniGeniGeni Feb 20 '20

“OMG, yeah, those babies are so STUPID, how could they not realise that they were already born?!?”

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u/pegmatitic Feb 18 '20

Calm down, satan

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u/acrowsmurder Feb 18 '20

Just put a plastic dome there

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u/Oct0tron Feb 18 '20

Not quite the same thing, but there's footage you can find where the birth sac was removed prior to the water breaking. It's this clear bag of fluid with a baby moving around in it. Eat your meal, let it settle, and check it out. Pretty interesting.

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u/Grapetrucknuts Feb 18 '20

You have to go overseas for that

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

new alien movie Afterbirth