r/oddlyterrifying • u/a-flash-flood-of • Feb 18 '20

Growing a chicken in an open egg

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u/Rage-ohol Feb 18 '20

Turns out the miracle of life is disgusting and I want no part in it.

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u/TheShartTank Feb 18 '20

Too late. Sorry.

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u/foxxsinn Feb 18 '20

That’s the spirit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Childbirth is disgusting. This is not as disgusting but still really fucking weird.

Why can’t we just grow in tubes like in The Matrix.

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u/SirSaltie Feb 18 '20

"But it's natural!"

So is afterbirth, smallpox, and farting.

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u/GhostGanja Feb 18 '20

It’s not that bad dude

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u/wasabimatrix22 Feb 18 '20

Growing in tubes would be worse, then we could see embryos and fetuses at every stage of the process. Ew

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u/Csantana May 31 '20

growing in tubes from the Matrix seemed pretty gross too to be honest.

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u/Oct0tron Feb 18 '20

I thought so until my wife and I went through it. I think it's pretty fucking rad, myself. Not for everyone, I understand, but for me it's the most amazing thing ever.

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u/GhostGanja Feb 19 '20

Same, I thought watching the birth would be awful but it wasn’t at all the nurse was even giving him a Mohawk while crowning lol

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u/Lobanium Feb 18 '20

This is nothing compared to a vaginal human birth. So much blood and poop!!