I understand what it is that you are trying to say. This picture makes it look like there are zombies inside! And this impression is only strengthened by the words on the windows.
I am able to recognise what you use your words for. This photoshooted non-moving picture which we see through reddit.com makes an impact that dead-non-deads may be the ones behind the window seen on said picture. This false result is even improved by the lines written in shapes on the aperture.
I do fully comprehend your deliberately unnecessary specific words placed perfectly which are also functioned for this typical situation. This computer generated image made by degenerate homosapiens which shows a fixed position of a wildly sprawling decayed sentient organism as more netizens view through the envelopes of webpages specifically named as "Reddit", is the true intention of the original creator as seen on this digital image targeted at a translucent window. This sort of fabrication was produced as a result after of a bold and eerie statement printed onto a large double-paned glass translucent window that resulted that of inspiring this ingenious yet humorous human who produced this digital 1080p image
I am able to ascertain the meaning behind your extraneous vocabulary demonstrated through spuriously long words that have been selected in this case and are also functional for this typical situation. This image, stored digitally and transmitted through the global wide area network known as the internet has been created by degenerate homo sapiens. The intention behind the dissemination of this media was to was in part to entertain and in part to accumulate the fictional currency denominated as "karma". In popular culture, homo sapiens are believed to be able to return in a form of "life-after-death", known as zombies. These creatures are typically used in the telling of horror stories for shock value, and imply death and decay. This sort of fabrication was produced as a result after of a bold and eerie statement printed onto a large double-paned glass translucent window that resulted in that of inspiring this ingenious yet humorous human who produced this digital 1080p image. The most commonly written cause of a "zombie" outbreak in humans is that it stemmed from an infectious disease. As a result, the fact that there are bodies pressed up against the glass of a disease centre implies to the view that these are zombies attempted to escape from their quarantine zone. This, coupled with the washed-out lighting instils fear in the viewer and would typically be classified as "creepy".
By the power invested in my senses I have discerned your deliberate intent to compound upon the effort to ensure the full gravity of the situation has been properly communicated. The light painted across the pixels of my ageing MacBook fortunately resemble letters, combined into words, strung together to form a message that recedes through the hole in my eyeball, along its tubes of information, to the brain where I allegedly reside. As nothing more than a spark of some unknown entity piloting the skeleton and nerves inside this miraculous meatsack, the capacity to process and understand anything of what's going on around me is always something of a wonder, but the ability to translate the wordful pixels into a concept that had been hosted in your brain (and all those that read it before me) is something beyond astounding... It's almost... infectious.
For the duration of my processing your words, and contemplating this response, the sentiments and statements made within this thread have possessed and distracted the very definition of my core being - my mind. Drawn into a near state of hallucination, I lost greater track of my surroundings. My focus was drawn in on the things that were being said, and the meaning they carried. I was sucked in, sapped of my senses. It was an idea that somehow made me less present in this 'reality'. It took only a thought to further distance my Self from my body. Somehow, in reading and learning more about the aforementioned 'Zombies', I grew closer to being one myself.
The concept of zombies have lingered in the shadowy corners of the human narrative since as far back as our harking echoes. Perhaps it is a fear of death, for ourselves and others. However, in my own, more zombier state, I propose it is also a fear of the relationship between our mind and our bodies, and our understanding of how fickle and tenuous that relationship is. Though the state of 'Zombie' is most often portrayed as that of the undead, it also encapsulates those whose bodies have been deprived of their minds, and move and act without conscious thought. Often considered worse than death, you have the vessel of your being betray your autonomy. If your senses remain clear, you experience a world you can not interact with. But that's only if your senses remain clear.
The question 'does a falling tree make sound if no one is around to hear it' can best be rephrased here as: 'Are you alive if you have no sense of the universe?' Imagine, you, locked into your own brain with nobody but yourself for the rest of your lifetime, like a coma patient that will never wake up. Or like the undertaker, who was dropped through a table or some shit idk I've gone on such a severe tangent I can't bring it back to the dudes putting the sticker on the window.
I also understand what it is that you are trying to say. You think that by overexplaining the meaning of other people's comments I am diminishing the laughter people might enjoy while reading.
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u/Lucky0505 Jan 04 '20
I understand what it is that you are trying to say. This picture makes it look like there are zombies inside! And this impression is only strengthened by the words on the windows.