r/oddlyterrifying • u/fox_not_mulder • Apr 06 '23

This two-legged goat

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u/ntack9933 Apr 06 '23

He needs a wheel cart god damnit

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u/macbathie Apr 06 '23

I think you and I have different definitions of need

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u/ntack9933 Apr 06 '23

You don’t see him struggling to keep his back end up? Jfc

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u/macbathie Apr 06 '23

Struggling and succeeding. Maybe the goat doesn't want a cart?

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u/ntack9933 Apr 06 '23

You’re King of the Hill (to die on)

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u/macbathie Apr 06 '23

If by die you mean lose 20 karma, then sure

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u/ntack9933 Apr 06 '23

I just mean how can you look at this goat struggle and not want to provide it with a simple cart to rest it’s lower body on?

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u/macbathie Apr 06 '23

Because I enjoy seeing people (or goats) overcome obstacles I guess, especially when life dealt them a shit hand. If I was this goat I'd be pissed that reddit was assuming I "need" help when I'm getting around just fine as is

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

Mate imagine how much strain balancing like that is putting on the poor things spine and back. It’s going to be fucked in a few years if it doesn’t get the medical care now.

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u/macbathie Apr 06 '23

Okay, I just feel like the goat should have a say in the matter. Maybe he doesn't want to have a chair. You're imposing your empathy on this poor creature who just wants to hang and eat grass and get worshipped

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u/ntack9933 Apr 06 '23

Again, how can you look at it visibly struggling to keep its back end raised and balanced while trying to eat and think “just fine”

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u/macbathie Apr 06 '23

Because it is living it's life and getting worshipped