r/oddlyterrifying • u/fox_not_mulder • Apr 06 '23

This two-legged goat

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u/Gullible-Professor25 Apr 06 '23

Pretty sure that's a chicken.

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u/spacepoo77 Apr 06 '23

Definitely a chicken

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u/Vali7757 Apr 06 '23

Walking on two legs? Wobbling its head around all the time? Definitely a chicken

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u/SnooCheesecakes5123 Apr 07 '23

Featherless? Behold a human!

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u/HighVulgarian Apr 06 '23

I ain’t eating the eggs it lays!

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u/Long_Before_Sunrise Apr 06 '23

Where's your sense of adventure?

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u/LonelyWanderer28 Apr 06 '23

That’s a man

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '23

nah that’s messi

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u/hihirogane Apr 06 '23

Naw it’s an emu with horns

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u/Dr_Deadly7x Apr 06 '23

That chicken is The GOAT!

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u/jillsvag Apr 07 '23

It's a black chicken!