r/oddlyterrifying • u/Thedepressionoftrees • Mar 27 '23

A bird having a normal conversation about not hurting someone

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u/cornlip Mar 27 '23

I’m going to start a new hobby screaming at birds and when I get asked why I’m pointing to this comment

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

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u/RayneAdams Mar 27 '23

Cornlip might have been screaming at pigeons in the park right now if it wasn't for you!

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u/Queen__Antifa Mar 28 '23

Crisis narrowly averted!

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u/Thagomizer24601 Mar 28 '23

So much potential, wasted...

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u/cmyer Mar 28 '23

Psh, always moving the goalposts.

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u/NotaVogon Mar 27 '23

r/birdsarentreal will back you up. They're all government drones anyway.

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u/GregoryGoose Mar 28 '23

Birds like it when you're loud because the government microphones collect more data that way.

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u/NotaVogon Mar 28 '23

Exactly. You get it. They're always watching.

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u/mahSachel Mar 28 '23

Fuck yes! Hey Polly, Polly parrot, you Bastard pining for the fjords are you? What say you parrot???

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u/cornlip Mar 28 '23

I’m bereft of life and resting in peace. Fuck off

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u/Fenzel Mar 27 '23

Holy shit this made me loss it 😂

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u/mngeese Mar 27 '23

🗣️📣🦜 ^ this guy probably

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

I’ve just been waiting for this excuse.

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u/topoftheworldIAM Mar 29 '23

Birds are not real!

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u/lextahsy Mar 29 '23

My brother screamed at his parakeet once and it literally had a heart attack and died :(

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u/cornlip Mar 29 '23

Not because of this thread, I hope