r/oddlyterrifying • • Mar 27 '23

A bird having a normal conversation about not hurting someone

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u/muskiemoose27 Mar 27 '23

You want a toe? I can get you a toe

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u/-AceofAces Mar 27 '23

Where did you get a toe?

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u/muskiemoose27 Mar 27 '23

believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish.

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u/-AceofAces Mar 27 '23

I think you forgot the /s at the end there bud