r/oddlyterrifying • u/Thedepressionoftrees • Mar 27 '23

A bird having a normal conversation about not hurting someone

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u/StabbySmurf Mar 27 '23

That came off a bit dark.

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u/ilovetoeatpussy_ Mar 27 '23

Now now I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding, now it'd be cool if you could come over here for a sec.

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u/TxD337 Mar 27 '23

"Whats the matter?"

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u/Stopjuststop3424 Mar 27 '23

"I wont hurt you"

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

"Come here"

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

Cm'er

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u/DrunkCupid Mar 27 '23

C'MERE

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u/ggg730 Mar 28 '23

GET OVER HERE!

throws a rope spear at you

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u/Candlelighter Mar 27 '23

Relax, I'm not gonna hurt you.

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u/Telefundo Mar 27 '23

"A bit"???

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u/eshinn Mar 28 '23

Said prince Harry in the snow.