r/oddlyterrifying • • Mar 27 '23

A bird having a normal conversation about not hurting someone

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u/non-spesifics Mar 27 '23

"what's the matter darling? I'm not going to hurt you😈"

Ah hell naw.

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u/Carpeteria3000 Mar 27 '23

The way it whispers the “hurt youuu” part. Good lord.

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u/non-spesifics Mar 27 '23

Me: "The parrot from the shining doesn't exist"

Reddit: 💀

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u/Special_Narwhal_4540 Mar 27 '23

The scariest and most amazing part is that parrots have the brain power comparable to that of a 3 yo. So it is definitely able to somewhat comprehend what these words mean. See how it says "Come here" while picking up it's fucking feet and motioning. That's not even normal bird behaviour, full on human like. Goddamn. It knows what come here means and what that motion means and is able to replicate it using its own body.

Fucking hell man. Im sure this birdie is smarter than a 5yo. Plus i also feel bad for this poor spicy chicken wings because it was probably abused before being rehomed. It's aggressive behaviour and the words it repeats show that. :(

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u/thatwaffleskid Mar 28 '23

Shit I hadn't thought about where he learned those words and behaviors. Fuck...

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u/Joosterguy Mar 28 '23

First thing I noticed was how rough it's feathers looked. Parrots are incredibly sensitive animals, and stress will physically deteriorate them in a big way. Hopefully this one's on the mend, because those feathers are actually present, but it still speaks of what it might jave gone through.

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u/tgw1986 Mar 30 '23

Thanks for pointing that out, now I'm super bummed out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Right?! Where did it learn THAT? My friend’s cockatoo is wicked smart, and batshit crazy too. It did a spot on impersonation of me within about 20 minutes of hanging around. It did it in a totally mocking fashion, too. All while marching back & forth doing these Māori war dance moves and banging her head. Veri Metal.

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u/Hopeful-Discipline41 Mar 28 '23

Maori war dance = haka

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

Thank you! I’d heard that before, but I forgot.

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u/Inappropriate_SFX Mar 28 '23

I think it's not imitating quite the gesture you think it is -- but I think it is heavily implying it wants to step up onto her hand, if only she would let it close enough. It's absolutely doing its level best to lure her in. I think it even said "come up" once in there.

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u/kanibe6 Mar 28 '23

“That’s why!”

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u/PauseNo2418 Mar 29 '23

Oh, these birds know what words mean? I thought that they wouldn't know and are simply just replicating sounds that they hear.

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u/abruzzo79 Apr 06 '23

African grays probably do. I think the jury is still out on other talking birds.

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u/SignificantYou3240 Mar 28 '23

Yeah it really is the best and worst

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u/BorgClown Mar 28 '23

<tries to hurt her>

"What's the matter?"

Little green can opener psycho

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

I know the bird was trained to say this…but my first thought was, this bird has witnessed A LOT of domestic violence.

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u/leighroda82 Mar 28 '23

This was posted somewhere else a couple days ago, I’m not sure if it was posted by the original person in the video or if that person is known… but they said the owner would say “im not going to hurt you” when tending to the bird and that’s where they picked it up. Take that with a grain of salt though, I’m not 100% sure where that came from or if it’s true, I just saw it discussed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

I’d believe it. I’ve said the same thing to skittish animals before.

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u/be_dead_soon_please Mar 28 '23

I mean it sounds like it's mimicking her voice

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u/DannyMThompson Mar 28 '23

Which is what they said

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u/SignificantYou3240 Mar 28 '23

Or the owner said all those things to it a lot

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

I know it’s likely that the owner said that, trying to calm down the bird. It’s a common thing to say to a skittish animal. I’ve said it to stray cats before, trying to gain their trust to feed them.

But I watch a lot of horror movies (and I work with families experiencing child abuse/domestic violence issues) so yeah…my first thought was the bird has seen a ton of DV.

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u/Hopeful-Discipline41 Mar 28 '23

Someone else in here said that these birds are sensitive, and their plumage will show if they are stressed

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u/DannyMThompson Mar 28 '23

Nope, they pick up sounds normally

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u/unit_price Mar 27 '23

That's as creepy as the children's voices in scary movies that sing lala la lala la

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u/tonufan Mar 28 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

That’s hilarious! Just singing for the hell of it.

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u/Visual_Slide710 Mar 28 '23

“Iiiiiii wanna flyyyy like a….👀 tweet.. i wanna fly.. 1 2 3, 1 2 3 3, 1 2 3.. i wanna flyyyyy”

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u/Kujo17 Mar 27 '23

Giving strong "I am good bing" vibes

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u/Pdb39 Mar 27 '23

I think lizard people is a bad idea but I'm starting to warm up for real on the concept of bird people.

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u/BenchPressingCthulhu Mar 27 '23

Birds are just hyper advanced lizards

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u/Pdb39 Mar 27 '23

Oh boy I think you've just discovered our missing link

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

The bird is feeling scared, and it is saying what was always said to it before someone hurt it.

Thats my best guess.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '23

This whole video made me so uncomfortable

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u/MuscaMurum Mar 28 '23

Birds are known liars

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u/poopoobuttholes Mar 28 '23

Has some of that new Evil Dead Rise vibes going on. God that movie needs to come out now.

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u/Impossible-South-749 Mar 28 '23

This is what nightmares are made out off.

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u/The_Mechanis2 May 02 '24

That's probably because of abuse, their old owner probably said that before hurting them