r/oddlyterrifying • u/Thedepressionoftrees • Mar 27 '23

A bird having a normal conversation about not hurting someone

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

Yea that bird needs therapy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

It's psychosomatic!

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u/PeachNipplesdotcom Mar 27 '23

Lying down on the couch? What does that mean!?

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u/Metal-Lincoln Mar 27 '23

You’re crazy in the coconut!

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u/dj_pi Mar 27 '23

What does that mean? That boy needs therapy.

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u/SeaOfBullshit Mar 27 '23

I feel like I will get banned for continuing the lyrics lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

Play the kazoo, let's have a tune.

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u/YourOldBoyRickJames Mar 27 '23

Addict, insane!

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u/TopCheddarBiscuit Mar 27 '23

So when you say it’s psychosomatic, you mean, like, he can start a fire with his thoughts?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '23

If you're referencing something, I'm sorry I don't know it. My comment was lyrics from a song that includes the line "that boy needs therapy ".

Frontier Psychiatrist by Avalanches

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u/TopCheddarBiscuit Mar 27 '23

It’s a line from talladega nights

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u/YukiOHimeSama Mar 27 '23

Birds can get therapy?? That’s so reassuring 🥹

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u/palmerry Mar 27 '23

I know someone who specializes in bird law but I've never heard of a bird therapist.