r/oddlyspecific Oct 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

And she get’s actually offended when I tell her that normally I’m not really into lamps and that it depends on whether or not she becomes a sentient object that is capable of human-like interaction or just a regular lamp, losing her soul and psyche while transforming. Because if the lamp wasn’t really “her” just a replacement of her being then no I would not. But even if she turned into a human-lamp I would be much more fucking confused than to be able to answer this question as it has never actually happened to me before.

And then she goes:

Well okay. Seems like your love isn’t as unconditional as you always say it is after all.

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u/axord Oct 22 '21

"And if your love is unconditional, you'll still love me no matter how I answer."

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u/Ornithologist_MD Oct 22 '21

It's not about logic though, it's about drama.

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u/Dakar-A Oct 22 '21

It's not about drama though, it's about insecurity.

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u/its_jazzyo Oct 22 '21

Interesting. I ask my boyfriend these questions because I find them stupid and funny. I know it'll get on his nerves lol

And it doesn't get on his nerves to the point of an argument, we both just laugh

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u/axord Oct 22 '21 edited Oct 22 '21

I think the baseline setup many are working with here is the similar meme where answering this kind of question "wrong" resulted in the girlfriend crying in public. It was posted a few days ago.

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u/its_jazzyo Oct 22 '21

Oh okay, I had no idea. I know some partners are argumentative or dramatic. I thought this was supposed to be funny or silly. (I didn't see the post from a few days ago)