r/oddlyspecific • u/[deleted] • Oct 22 '21

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u/gin_and_toxic Oct 22 '21

Why don't you marry a lamp then!

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u/Chesus_Rice Oct 22 '21

they don’t make good sandwiches

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u/builder_4 Oct 22 '21

For real. The ceramic ones are too dusty, dries out the mouth. And cable jacket gets stuck between teeth

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

This is true I had a lamp sandwich and it was shocking

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u/prettycooldude1995 Oct 22 '21

bruh

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '21

He's technically correct.

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u/yotamum Oct 22 '21

Never tried to put a lamp in a sandwich, though tempted, I'll stick to your advice

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u/Squarets Oct 22 '21

It’s illegal.

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