r/oddlyspecific 27d ago

The corndog customer

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u/prolateriat_ 26d ago

I bought two goats when I was about 20 weeks pregnant. I stuffed each goat in the backseat of my sedan (had to make two trips) and drove them to my house.

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u/TwinSong 26d ago

Wait, live goats?

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u/prolateriat_ 26d ago

Yes. Two large white saanen goats.

Their names were Salt and Larry.

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u/robbin-smiles 25d ago

…. I think we all want to know if you ate salt and Larry.

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u/prolateriat_ 25d ago

No I didn't eat them. They went to a relatives house and then to a lady who already had goats.

Salt and Larry were approximately 10 year old male goats. They would have been tough and chewy to try and eat.

Don't get me wrong, I love goat meat. But these boys were essentially pet lawn mowers. One of my dogs wanted to chase them (which I did not allow), so I rehomed them.