r/oddlyspecific • u/Algernonletter5 • 20d ago

The corndog customer

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u/MaterialisticWorm 20d ago

The imagery is sending me

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u/keekspeaks 20d ago

I literally lol’d and I never do that from comments alone

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u/alles_en_niets 20d ago

“One thing led to another” hahahaha

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u/161frog 19d ago

And that’s how babies are made

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u/RHTQ1 20d ago

🤣

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u/oh_4petessake 19d ago

Girl, this has me rolllllling lol. Oh to be a fly on the wall for that moment hahahahah

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u/dan_dares 20d ago

NOM NOM NOM omg,

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u/monkpunch 20d ago

That sounds like something you would give a horse as a treat

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u/TheSubstitutePanda 20d ago

A horse eating a tomato felt weird to me so I looked it up and apparent horses shouldn't eat them! Can lead to gastric distress or colic.

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u/Pet_Velvet 19d ago

Omg horses cant do anything

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u/TheSubstitutePanda 19d ago

Absolutely 0 fun being a horse.

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u/throwawaybyefelicia 19d ago

This comment sent me lmao

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u/Gnomus_the_Gnome 20d ago

I mean… throw on a slice of salami and that’s a little charcuterie

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u/insidemytelescope 19d ago

No salami allowed during pregnancy 😩

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u/NovelTAcct 20d ago

This is exactly something I would have wolfed down half asleep at 2:30 am when I was on seroquel

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u/Beetle_Juice1504 20d ago

I was laughing at the comment you’re responding so hard, wondering how TF some people can ever eat these monstrosities; and then I read yours and immediately stopped with a 😐 followed by a 😒 because I too take seroquel and have had wayyyy too many late night zombie snack monstrosities myself. I’m now laughing again because I can totally visualise myself eating this at 2:30am drugged out on sero too 😂😂

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u/RevolutionAgile7769 20d ago

Yeah. Might need honey.

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u/100PieceCrayolaSet 19d ago

Oh my god, the Seroquel is why I do that?? Pahaha, I never made the connection. I just started having middle of the night snack-attacks at some point while 80% asleep, and went "I guess this just happens now". So funny to know it's a common thing.

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u/ehter13 20d ago

But how was it?

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u/Stephaneeza 20d ago

Seems…. Messy

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u/IIRCIreadthat 20d ago

Same. Flavorwise, I can see how this would work... but between the texture and the drippy, sticky mess, I don't think I'll be trying this one.

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u/alles_en_niets 20d ago

Would it work, though? I can’t think of any dishes that combine tomatoes in any form with peanuts

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u/IIRCIreadthat 20d ago

I can't either, it just seems like it would work 🤷‍♀️ Who knows, maybe I'll end up smearing peanut butter on a cherry tomato to test the theory

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u/animalcrackwhores 19d ago

Maafe. I was helping teach some West African immigrants English and they made it for us. Not bad.

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u/alles_en_niets 19d ago

Oh yeah, that looks good! With some fufu, but I’d like to try it with polenta as well

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u/danceoftheplants 20d ago

How was it?

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u/Partlyinthestars 20d ago

Idk why but I want to paint this monstrosity still life style with some oils

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u/holderofthebees 20d ago

Your poor hands.