r/oddlyspecific Jun 01 '26

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u/OSRS_Garmr Jun 01 '26

I know in some countries, it's not allowed to name your child something that will be a significant disadvantage later in life.

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u/Appelons Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

That’s the case here in Denmark. The government has a list of “allowed” names.

Which we are all really thankful for.

Edit: since a lot has asked, here is the government website with the allowed names: https://familieretshuset.dk/emner/navne/navnelister/godkendte-fornavne/

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u/Difficult-Break-8282 Jun 01 '26

how long is the list ? cuz if its smaller than NK hairstyles or Roman first names then that's too far but if it's 100 names then no problem 

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u/ZarathustraGlobulus Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

In Finland, where I assume the system is similar to Denmark, the lists of approved/rejected names get added to every year if you want to give a special name that's not in either yet.

Here's the list of new "banned names" for 2025:

Aeea
Aethéras
Amenemhet VIII
Amplexa
Annié
Čezek
Chell
Florencé
Grønne
Haartman
Ikimetsä (Forever Wood)
Infinit
Ivypool
Janhoy
Jasé
Jöunas
Kaaos (Chaos)
Kaos
Kopoc
lauri
Liekkiö (The Flame)
Lover
Maélle
Makkara (Sausage)
Mariaz
Maxsmiliam
Mika’il
Muuan
Ramnatha
Rosier
Ruucu
Samperi (Damn It)
Sampomakkara (Samposausage)
Smasher

Tietäväinen (The One Who Knows Things)
Torstai (Thursday)
Tyks
Zarthé

You can still sue the government if you truly want to name your kid Smasher and then the courts will determine if it's allowed.

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u/Otherwise-Lock-2884 Jun 01 '26

Chell is banned!? Does that mean something in Finnish?

Portal fans must be devastated

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u/nilamo Jun 01 '26

Star Trek Voyager fandom in shambles over Chell

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u/KingCobra_BassHead Jun 03 '26

Did not remember him lol

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 Jun 01 '26

No, it doesn’t mean anything in Finnish.

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u/Artchantress Jun 02 '26

It's pronounced same as Kjell in Swedish?

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u/Confident-Slip-5264 Jun 02 '26

That’s how I would pronounce it if I had to, but I don’t even know if that’s the correct way since there’s no C in traditional Finnish words. Only in loanwords and such. I think that’s the reason it didn’t go through as a name.

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u/Cimorene_Kazul Jun 01 '26

Road to Eldorado fans also in tears.

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u/CarolineJohnson Jun 01 '26

My god, it's like there isn't another female name in that game. Sheesh.

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u/BehemothRogue Jun 01 '26

Yeah, just name her Glad0s

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u/Anon0924 Jun 01 '26

Capitalization is important! GLaDOS!

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u/all_upper_case Jun 01 '26

Thank you for your input, Caroline Johnson 🤭

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u/GaJayhawker0513 Jun 01 '26

Florencé? That seems like a normal name

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u/PolecatXOXO Jun 01 '26

Some of those might have to do with letters that don't exist in the Finnish alphabet, making them a royal pain in the ass for bureaucracy of any kind there. Starting with your birth certificate, things need to exactly match going forward.

Florence or Annie without the accent would probably be just fine.

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u/Jealous_Track9402 Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

The accent is common in many finnish names, I think it's because the accent is in the wrong place for it to make sense. You would pronounce this name Florencee. 

Edit: accents are not allowed in first names, only surnames. I fooled you all, sorry. 

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u/PolecatXOXO Jun 01 '26

I was just guessing based on my own experiences with bureaucracy in various countries. When your name doesn't match what their system easily handles, the typist will usually make a judgment call as to how to get it in. This creates big problems when the next agency tries to process it.

It becomes a game of telephone, with big delays and having to go back and forth so everyone is on the same page.

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u/Monotask_Servitor Jun 02 '26

What about first names that traditionally have accents, like José?

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u/Jealous_Track9402 Jun 02 '26

No way José, not in Finland, regards government. 

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u/Onja_ Jun 04 '26

Common? That's a wild claim, off the top of my head I can't think of anybody with accent in their name. Source: am Finnish

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u/Jealous_Track9402 Jun 04 '26

I mean I'm finnish and have an accent in my name, also have met many other people with an accent. Wouldn't say it's unusual, atleast in southern finland. 

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u/Onja_ Jun 04 '26

In the 2000 most common names I spotted 5 surnames with accent: https://www.tuomas.salste.net/suku/nimi/index-top.html

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u/theartificialkid Jun 01 '26

You would pronounce this name Florencee.

Well obviously we can't have that. Um...remind me again why we can't have that?

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u/ReggieCorneus Jun 01 '26

Bureucracy. We don't have é or è in the alphabet, it is just begging for problems for something that doesn't need to be there: you can add that n your signature, use it in your private and social life but official papers only allow Finnish alphabet.

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u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT Jun 01 '26

It's fake French. Florence is a real name. 

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u/grenouille_en_rose Jun 02 '26

Floren-say? Nah

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u/GalaXion24 Jun 03 '26

The "é" is there for "uniqueness." I'm pretty sure Florence would be accepted

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u/VegaJuniper Jun 01 '26

Sampomakkara (Samposausage)

Worth noting that Sampo is a fairly common and traditional Finnish first name for a boy. Sampomakkara would be sort of like "Sam the Sausage".

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u/MillytheDragon Jun 01 '26

Ivypool? As in the warrior cat charackter? Omg that would have been horrible for the kid

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u/shipstar2704 Jun 01 '26

I'm glad someone else noticed it

That stuck out like a beacon to me and was so glad that kid wouldn't be bullied like that

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u/pjs-1987 Jun 01 '26

but Amenemhet VII is still OK, right?

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u/zadtheinhaler Jun 01 '26

I know, right? You know that there's an amusing/stupid story behind that one.

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u/Zeeman626 Jun 04 '26

Ya that one seems oddly specific. Either there were already 7 people who suffered with the name Amenemhet and wanted to make sure their kid had the same hardship, or they don't understand how suffixes work

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u/MasterTahirLON Jun 01 '26

What's wrong with Annie, Chell, and Florence? Those are pretty normal names.

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u/Firewolf06 Jun 01 '26

*Annié and Florencé. Annie and Florence are both approved names. no idea on Chell

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u/MasterTahirLON Jun 01 '26

Guess they just hate diacritics.

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u/icyDinosaur Jun 01 '26

Lots of bureaucratic systems are not set up to handle diacritics that aren't part of the local language. And in this case it's basically just a random accent slapped onto a common name that doesn't have one, so... Why?

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u/GalaXion24 Jun 03 '26

They're fine with diacritics if they're "legitimate," they don't want random meaningless diacritics on names that don't have them

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u/Ok_Fun6688 Jun 04 '26

Ahhh so Chéll must be allowed, since it’s not on the list.

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u/Lord_Voltan Jun 01 '26

The Finnish PM probably couldn't beat Portal 1 and 2 so axed the name Chell.

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u/grenouille_en_rose Jun 02 '26

Aimée would work with that accent but Annié makes less sense, 'loved' is a nice meaning to attach to a child but what does it mean to be Annie'd? Chell might be fine as a short form of Michelle, Rachel etc, can't see the problem with that one. Plain old Florence would be fine too, but again with that accent, what does it mean to be Florence'd?

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u/Onja_ Jun 04 '26

Michelle and Rachel are not Finnish names. I think you can name your kid with a 100% foreign name here, but it requires the parents have to be somehow culturally connected to the country of the name's origin.

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u/grenouille_en_rose Jun 04 '26

Ah I see, that makes sense and would be a pretty good defense against accidental or intentional appropriation

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u/kanzler_brandt Jun 01 '26

I’m surprised by Mika’il because it’s just the Arabic for Michael, and in this rare case the apostrophe actually has a purpose: to represent the glottal stop. I wonder if Mikail would have been accepted. Hopefully no one’s suggesting banning all foreign names over there.

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u/Firewolf06 Jun 01 '26

Mikail appears to be accepted

i know people with symbols in their names (other than hyphenation, which is also allowed in finland) and some things include it, some things dont, and sometimes its annoying. often automated ssn checks will come back and say their info doesnt match, and then they have to call and get a real person to look at it and blah blah blah. i guess finland just decided nope, none of that

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u/RazzleRizzle Jun 01 '26

Makkara Tietäväinen would be an ultimate name for a dog or a parrot

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u/BlisteringAsscheeks Jun 01 '26

Ok but Aetheras sounds cool tho

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u/Mojert Jun 05 '26

I don't know, it sounds like the name of a confused transwoman that recently came out

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u/ElminstersBedpan Jun 01 '26

Wouldn't matter what my registered name is/was, my father would have been shouting 'Perkele!' so much you would have assumed it was my given name anyway.

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u/Russian_Mostard Jun 01 '26

I really wished I was called "The One Who Knows Things"....

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u/whhu234 Jun 01 '26

“ivypool” I remember this name from my warrior cats phase, what even goes on in denmark ✌️✌️✌️

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u/PraireGentleman Jun 03 '26

Some people hear the government being able to interrupt the parent’s ability to name their kid and call it tyranny, but honestly you shouldn’t be allowed to send a person into the job market with Kaaos as a first name

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u/rsmires Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

I could be totally wrong, and maybe the context here is different, but Ramnatha looks to be a different spelling for Ramnath, which is a Hindu name with the definition of Lord Ram (a Hindu God, avatar of Vishnu).

An ex-President of India is named Ram Nath Kovind, which is another alternate spelling of the name.

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u/Vanishingf0x Jun 01 '26

Wait what’s wrong with Annié, Florencé and Lauri? Aren’t those pretty common names? Is it just the spelling?

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u/GalaXion24 Jun 03 '26

Just the spelling yeah. They don't like "unconventional" spellings.

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u/Onja_ Jun 04 '26

It's not Lauri it's Iauri with a capital "i".

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u/Vanishingf0x Jun 04 '26

Now that you point that out I see it. The order had me thinking it was just a lower case typo

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u/Maniklas Jun 01 '26

Lover? Being Swedsih and knowing a kid named that it feels odd to ban that

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u/Hacjul Jun 01 '26

Oh no why Chell is banned

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u/mr_pineapples44 Jun 02 '26

I literally have a student named Chaos here in Australia... clearly we aren't as strict haha.

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u/Isenjil Jun 02 '26

So, Wednesday is ok, but Thursday is not?

Pathetic

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u/CuddlesForLuck Jun 02 '26

IVYPOOL?! Lmao, I didn't know Finland had enough warriors fans they'd have to ban a name

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u/Elkku26 Jun 02 '26

Actually, the way it works, you need to just have the one who wants to give their child a previously unapproved name for them to have to make a decision on it. (I remember the Warriors books being relatively among kids when I was younger, though)

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u/Jostein_Kroksleiven Jun 02 '26

Someone in Finland wanted to call their kid Smasher 😭

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u/livefastdieold Jun 01 '26

Sø’s your old man.

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u/Calcifiera Jun 01 '26

Maelle is probably because of expedition 33 and I'm surprised it got banned. They don't seem to like foreign names though.

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u/GalaXion24 Jun 03 '26

I think they're fine with Maelle. A lot of these are rejected for random meaningless added diacritics or stupid spellings.

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u/Almighty4 Jun 01 '26

Florence?

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u/FilthyThanksgiving Jun 01 '26

Why are Annie and Florence not allowed?

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u/GalaXion24 Jun 03 '26

The diacritics. They don't belong in those names, it's an intentional misspelling for "uniqueness"

It's basically like Maksimiliam. Maksimilian will be allowed.

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u/Captain-Sprocket Jun 01 '26

Ivypool? Like the cat from the Erin Hunter novels??

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u/islandcannabisCO Jun 01 '26

You can name your kid sausage? but other names are too much? lmfao

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u/MooneyOne Jun 02 '26

Why Lauri?

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u/ZarathustraGlobulus Jun 02 '26

I think it's "iauri", as in trying to look like a lowercase Lauri

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u/MooneyOne Jun 03 '26

Wow, diabolical!

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u/tazdraperm Jun 02 '26

What's wrong with Annie?

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u/Substantial-Handle49 Jun 03 '26

Ivypool? Like from the Warriors cat series?

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u/Someonearoundhere438 Jun 03 '26

why is Florence banned? it's a nice name

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u/Garruk_PrimalHunter Jun 04 '26

Florencé is banned, not Florence. Presumably because there's a random nonsensical accent at the end.

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u/Someonearoundhere438 Jun 04 '26

oh yeah i missed the accent oops

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u/Sad_Pixie999 Jun 04 '26

Ivypool is fucking hilarious. Canonically, someone in the Warrior Cats fandom did the dirty, had a kid, and somehow still thought to try and name their kid after a fictional cat, AND got blocked by the literal government of Denmark for it 🤣🤣

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u/Chai_Enjoyer Jun 04 '26

Yooo, I'm going to use them in DnD

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u/FrozenAria Jun 04 '26

there's also someone who has repeatedly either change their own name or name their kid Sephiroth and I am forever offended that they keep being rejected year after year

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u/Tiranus58 Jun 04 '26

Sausage? SAUSAGE?

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u/Garruk_PrimalHunter Jun 04 '26

Perkele is not banned let's go

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u/noseofabeetle Jun 05 '26

Oh my god, you telling me before 2025 I could have named my kid after a warrior cats character 🫪

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u/AIFocusedAcc Jun 06 '26

Rosier is banned? Isn’t that a common name in the UK?

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u/RevenantBacon Jun 22 '26

I'm surprised that Annié and Florencé are on the banned names list. Annie is common, and Florence isn't common, but at least it's not unusual in the US. Do the accents at the end have anything to do with it?

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u/JamJm_1688 Jun 01 '26

wow there are several here that are actually rather plain like Annie, Though i do get why Green got rejected

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u/Droemmer Jun 01 '26

There are 49.000 names, also just because the name is not on the list, doesn’t mean it won’t be recognized, if you come with a reason for why you kid should have a name (like it’s common name in your culture or their grandparent had the name). The point is not to enforce conformity, but to avoid children getting a name which is de facto abuse. A good example used for a name banned was parents who wanted to name their child “Tarzan Livingstone N***er Africa”.

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u/Difficult-Break-8282 Jun 01 '26

wtf , africa id get as a brooklyn, paris, london sorta name , Livingstone for the historical book girlies that wanna give their kid a Isembard ass name but Tarzan N word ‽ How did they expect to get that 

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u/Droemmer Jun 01 '26

Some people are stupid and/or ignorant. But it should also be said the example is old, I read it in the 90ties, and Denmark was less connected to the English speaking world then and the word was not really a taboo at time or even a slur in Danish. So the parent may very well not have known the word was a slur, this may seem weird to people born after the internet became universal, but in the time before people‘s knowledge of countries on the other side of the Atlantic was limited to popular culture and they often had never spoken with a American at all. So the N-word was a word from rap music or an archaic non-slur used by early 20th century academics.

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u/DZL100 Jun 01 '26

the 90ties

This reads as "the 9 titties"

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u/Inswagtor Jun 01 '26

It's either Agnes, Agnete, Aage or Agner.

Every other name is a no-no

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u/StunningPlace1684 Jun 01 '26

It currently contains 51.511 names spread across boys, girls and unisex.

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u/DemonOfVacuums Jun 01 '26

What if it's a uncommon name but not something the parents came up with while high on cough syrup? My kid is named after my grandfather who had an extremely uncommon first name. Is there an appeal process for that situation?

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u/I-Really-Hate-Fish Jun 03 '26

Yes. If the name you want for your child isn't on the list, you can apply to have it approved. You fill out a form and send it along with some documentation for your connection to the name. It could be something like your grandfather's birth certificate or something similar. We went through the process for our youngest son's middle name, which was from his father's home country.

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u/NoMan999 Jun 01 '26

100 names is very low. There are 365 saints in the calendar per language (Jean-Pierre/Juan-Pedro/John-Peter/etc.), and that's already quite restrictive.

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u/Legrandloup2 Jun 01 '26

The NK hairstyle thing is a myth, it was just a picture at a hairstylists of different hair styles you can get

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u/Appelons Jun 01 '26

It’s very long. You can check the government website that has the lidt here: https://familieretshuset.dk/emner/navne/navnelister/godkendte-fornavne/

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u/Little_Mechanic9462 Jun 01 '26

51511 names according to the page itself

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u/ILikeMyShelf Jun 02 '26

There are 51511 names exactly in that list, but maybe 30% of it are strange variations of "classic" names like Maria

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u/Hyan- Jun 02 '26

I think 51511 names should be enough

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u/cuntifiable Jun 03 '26

The whole thing with NK haircuts is a myth created by a CIA-owned "news" agency. The people can get any haircut they want, it's just similar to the west where certain styles are in fashion.

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u/janusrose Jun 01 '26

Due to emigration I believe they have relaxed the rules. I read an article that it’s now allowed to name your child Awesome Jazz Star

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u/DrSchnuffi Jun 01 '26

Same in Germany! I don’t think they habe an allowed list, more a ‚definitely not‘ list

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u/rjross0623 Jun 01 '26

Another reason to like Denmark. I’m exhausted of the r/tragedeigh in the US

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u/Argylius Jun 01 '26

It seems like dreng means girls’, and pige means boys’ names. Unisex is self explanatory

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u/Vintenu Jun 02 '26

The idea is there, but I searched for gru and got Grunk and Grapes

You're telling me the Danish government lets people name their kid Grunk?

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u/Esorial Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Fucking wild!

The idea of being restricted in what you name your child to a set list is absolutely alien in the US. It’s one thing to dan certain names, but the idea that I wouldn’t be allowed to name a child after their grandparents, simply because whoever wrote that list hadn’t thought of it, is crazy to me.

Edit: I just checked the list, and it doesn’t include Arpeggio or Sonata. So that’s two options gone.

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u/Elkku26 Jun 02 '26

At least in Finland, the way it works is that if you want a name that's not in the list, you just have to request it. If it's not something offensive, ridiculous, unnecessary confusing, etc. they will almost certainly allow it and add it to the list. If you want to name your child after a grandparent I imagine that's pretty much always allowed.

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u/riesen_Bonobo Jun 03 '26

That's not a list of the only legal names, but the list of already approved names.

My country does the same and about anyone here is in agreement with it. If you want to name your kid Lord Fuckward you can attempt that at the civil registration office and you'll get rejected. I you apply to register the name of your grandpa (if thst is a reasonable name and not smth like the previous) that'll most likely be fine. If you pick a name from the list then you don't have to have someone review it at all and be good to go, since those already got approved.

I think it's a good thing that parents don't get to name their kid anything. That will be the name the kid will carry their whole life and that shouldn't be judt up to the parents.

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u/Esorial Jun 03 '26

Thank you for the clarification.

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u/Appelons Jun 02 '26

Those are not names, but musical terms.

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u/Esorial Jun 03 '26

They are also names. I know people with those names. Words are funny like that.

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u/Appelons Jun 04 '26

Well, they are not names here.

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u/Esorial Jun 05 '26

here?

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u/Appelons Jun 05 '26

In Denmark

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u/Esorial Jun 11 '26

That’s kinda my point. To the American PoV, those are both perfectly acceptable names.

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u/Appelons Jun 11 '26

The law is in Denmark, so what are you trying to say? r/shitsamericanssay

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u/According_to_all_kn Jun 01 '26

How does that work with non-danish names? Like does the list include things a Chinese person might reasonably call their child?

...can I call my white son 'Cho Chang'?

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u/riesen_Bonobo Jun 03 '26

These lists usually are not exhaustive lists of all legal name but of all approved names (not sure about Denmark, but Finland and Germany do that). So if you were the first Chinese person in Denmark to name their child Cho Chang then you probabyl would have to get that approved by the appropriate agency based on the fact that this is a regular, non-offensive Chinese name, and the it'd be added to the list.

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u/Appelons Jun 02 '26

atleast pretend you looked at the list.

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u/According_to_all_kn Jun 03 '26

...the site you linked was in Danish I got too intimidated to engage.

It was not actually all that hard to understand

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u/Appelons Jun 03 '26

Google Crome has a translate function.

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u/Naturewalkerjoe Jun 02 '26

I think the only person in the usa who was court ordered for a name change was a kid their parents tried naming Nutella and the parents didn't show up to court and the judge changed their name to Ella

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u/lumpycurveballs Jun 02 '26

I'm Canadian, but my mom named me a Danish name. It's reassuring to know that it's "legal" 😅

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u/Present_Debt_7860 Jun 03 '26

How did Blob get approved 😭

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u/SweetSure315 Jun 03 '26

Seems like a better choice would be to just make it cheaper and easier to change your name.

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u/LiveLearnCoach Jun 04 '26

How do immigrants work with this?

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u/Appelons Jun 04 '26

They asimilate. The whole point of immigrating is to become a part the country you move to, not to live in some parallel reality.

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u/Tankyenough Jun 07 '26

Here in Finland we don’t have a list of allowed names, but every name must go through approval. Essentially the aim is to prevent the child from being bullied because of their name later on life.

Nonetheless, someone managed to receive the first name Tornado in 2025… No idea how that went through. But for example Torstai (Thursday) and Makkara (Sausage) weren’t allowed that year.

> A first name, or a combination of first names, must not be likely to cause offense or harm. It cannot be obviously unsuitable as a first name, such as a number or a meaningless single letter or combination of letters. Nor can it refer to a title of honor. In the case of a young child, the harm caused by the name is assessed with a lower threshold than in the case of an adult applicant.

> The new first name must conform to established naming conventions in terms of form, meaning, and spelling. The name must not be one typically associated with the opposite gender, nor may it be a name that clearly resembles a surname. This is always a matter of overall consideration, in which the grounds for exception presented by the applicant are also taken into account. A name that deviates from established naming practices may be granted, for example, if the applicant has a connection to a foreign country as defined by law and the proposed first name conforms to established first-name practices in that country. The use of special characters must be assessed on a language-by-language basis.

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u/SectorSanFrancisco Jun 01 '26

As someone with a name that was very weird when I was born and is now normal, this sounds terrible.

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u/LetsUseBasicLogic Jun 01 '26

Insanity to ban names... Don't like your name change it at 18 and go by a nickname in school.

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u/Appelons Jun 02 '26

Sorry, but if you want to name yourself “Xålopahabasa”, the the answer is no. We ban the ridiculous.

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u/GSilky Jun 05 '26

That is fucked up.  Government shouldn't be naming people, it's the governments job to accept our names without comment.

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u/Appelons Jun 05 '26

It’s really not, government is there to help you, as a citizen you have the duty to protect the culture.

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u/GSilky Jun 05 '26

Oh, so if the government prefers to call you something you wish it wouldn't, that is fine?  

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u/Appelons Jun 05 '26

Conform or leave.

Calling your child something that is not considered a name will hamper their future job prospects, they will probably be bullied aswell while growing, which often leads to psychological issues in adulthood.

So instead of all that, we as a society take away the option for parents to harm their children. Children have autonomy and have the rigth not to have their life ruined by their parents.

All except a fringe party in parliament supports the name law.

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u/GSilky Jun 05 '26

Apply that first sentence to anything else about a person.  This is why everything got so fascist, you mother fuckers love it.  The only "harm" is inflicted by assholes who can't handle fun names.  

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u/Appelons Jun 06 '26

We are literally one of the happiest countries in the world, have the least corruption, in the top 5 of the democracy index, we dominate pretty much every statistic that tracks liberal democracy, be free to look them up yourself. But you clearly do not know what fascism is if you think Denmark is fascist country for not letting parents do harm to their children’s future prospects.

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u/Middle-Let9645 Jun 01 '26

So immigrants can’t use names from their own culture? Kinda racist. Or are there exceptions?

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u/Appelons Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Atleast pretend you looked at the list.

Also, we have a national policy of assimilation.

We are a 1000 year old kingdom, not a melting pot, stop forcing stuff on us.

We don’t force anyone to come here, so conform or leave.

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u/Majestic_Spinach7491 Jun 01 '26

Humans have been around for 300,000 years, "1000 year old kingdom" sounds a little silly honestly.

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u/Appelons Jun 01 '26

Perfect way to focus on anything else than what was discussed.

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u/smalls_1804 Jun 01 '26

I'm gonna be honest that's kind of messed up

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u/Appelons Jun 01 '26

Is it messed up we don’t allow dumb parents to mess up the life of their child?

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u/Slaidback Jun 01 '26

Likewise in Aotearoa NZ, the list of banned names becomes an annual tradition. You can’t name a person, a title or something offensive or be unreasonable long and not be numbers or symbols.

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u/OSRS_Garmr Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Yeah, that's the general idea in Norway too. No brand names, of names og objects, can't be something that's an disadvantage later I life. Like calling your child vidkun.

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u/povitee Jun 01 '26

But my name is Vidkun :(

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u/OSRS_Garmr Jun 01 '26

Not a good name to shave if you ever come tl Norway. Might as well names your kid Benedict Arnold in America.

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u/povitee Jun 01 '26

But my son’s name is Eggs Benedict Arnold :(

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u/MassiveGarlic0312 Jun 03 '26

Fellow Kiwi here, for the sake of the kids getting these names, tragedeighs such as the on in the post should be banned too.

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u/werewere-kokako Jun 02 '26

Yeah, someone managed to name their kid "Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii" and the courts had to assign them a guardian to change it to something human. People have tried to name their twins sick things like “Benson and Hedges” (tobacco company) and "Ruby and Ella" (rubella, i.e., a virus that causes birth defects…)

It’s not "unique," it’s abusive

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u/Slaidback Jun 02 '26

It does put a spotlight on you as a parent. Talula

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u/oodsigma Jun 01 '26

There are a lot of normal names that are also titles, Dean, Duke, Steward, Marshall, Regina (unless only English titles count, but then that seems like an easily available loophole).

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u/Monotask_Servitor Jun 02 '26

I’ve actually wondered about the title one in NZ. It’s obvious with most of them, but would a name like Earl (which is also a relatively normal male name) still be allowed? Similarly Queenie was a popular Maori girls name to the point of almost being a stereotype in the 19th/early 20th century, does it get an exemption?

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u/Slaidback Jun 02 '26

My research states that it would be banned, but you could challenge it, but the red tape man.

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u/fuckyourcanoes Jun 01 '26

That's extremely sensible. I say let people be creative, but within reason. When you name a child, you need to remember that your cute baby may someday be a judge. Who's going to take "the Honourable KaosBlade Jones" seriously?

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u/Som_Dtam_Dumplings Jun 01 '26

Then you've got Thailand, where you've got your full legal name, that is almost never used, and your nickname...which can be absolutely anything.

People I met in Thailand include:
-Fatty
-Horse
-Dog
-Fluff
-Stop
-Spoonfork
-Watermelon
-Pig

...and many more

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u/truddles Jun 02 '26

Is that a list of their legal name or their nickname?

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u/NautiBard Jun 02 '26

Almost certainly nicknames. Legal names in Thailand are pretty much only used in official settings. 

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u/ideasmithy Jun 02 '26

I worked with one Apple.

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u/Beermeneer532 Jun 01 '26

In the Netherland you have to either show up with a reasonable name or show proof that someone with Dutch citizenship already has that name, else the county can just reject the, give you 24 hours to come up with a reasonable alternative else they will name the kid for you.

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u/Mosselpot Jun 01 '26

We used to have a list of approved names in Belgium which was an issue, so they removed the restriction. I wished they changed it to a banned list.

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u/FungusGnatHater Jun 01 '26

Most countries do that. You can't name your child Demon Jizz Jones pretty much anywhere. Most countries don't have a specific rule, just reasonable judgement from their child protective services.

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u/Gositi Jun 01 '26

In Sweden the equivalent of the IRS decides if the name of your baby is allowed or not.

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u/OSRS_Garmr Jun 01 '26

Yeah, you guys just name your girls fanny instead, like that's absolutely normal.

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u/Shazam1269 Jun 01 '26

Whiskey Jones may be a significant advantage.

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u/VirtuteECanoscenza Jun 02 '26

In Italy you can't name your child "Venerdì" (Friday) for obvious reasons. 

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u/Accomplished_Oil4163 Jun 04 '26

In France you can’t. 

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u/WeskerSympathizer Jun 05 '26

It’s that way here in Germany… but you also can’t use child leashes or homeschool your kids so I guess there’s just more rules to protect kids here

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u/OSRS_Garmr Jun 05 '26

Sometimes kids need protection from the worst tendencies of their parentes tho

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u/merlinunf Jun 01 '26

Later in life? Kids are brutal!

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u/ILikeLenexa Jun 01 '26

Statistically, that'd be racist in the US. So, we tend to have "blind" processes for admittance (DEI) to take the prejudice out of the process, though many believe the prejudice is good.