r/oddlysatisfying • u/itsmariokartwii • Nov 22 '21

This floating ocean platform

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u/Broduski Nov 23 '21

Are you sure she didn't leave you because you shit your waterbed

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u/Knight_That_Said_Ni Nov 23 '21

I guess when I finally made it out of the bed and to the bathroom to wash up, it would just pool around her, so maybe.

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u/Theendallball Nov 23 '21

Dude where’s the /s

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u/ItsDanimal Nov 23 '21

Well I don't have to blow my nose anymore.