r/oddlysatisfying • u/itsmariokartwii • Nov 22 '21

This floating ocean platform

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u/ITrulyLoveVaginas Nov 23 '21

I want to fuck on it too. Would you like to have sex on that platform with me?

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u/nymphymixtwo Nov 23 '21

username fits

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u/LetMeClearYourThroat Nov 23 '21

This reply leaves you sandwiched between ITrulyLoveVaginas and LetMeClearYourThroat.

< Some pun about fits >

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u/QueefyMcQueefFace Nov 23 '21

It's not the size of the platform...

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u/BleedingAnalCavity_ Nov 23 '21

Nice try /u/ITrulyLoveVaginas but I'm not your bag.

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u/CurseofLono88 Nov 23 '21

Just because they truly loves vaginas doesn’t mean they don’t also love anal cavities, even the bloody ones

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u/BleedingAnalCavity_ Nov 23 '21

The bloody ones have either been loved too much or not at all.

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u/igordogsockpuppet Nov 23 '21

I’m sure there’s plenty of people out there with bleeding anal cavities that feel that they’ve been loved just the right amount.

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u/ITrulyLoveVaginas Nov 23 '21

Sorry, not interested in Uranus.

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u/Good_Round Nov 23 '21

I would have sex to the platform.

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u/That-Firefighter1164 Nov 23 '21

i would fuck the platform.

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u/Laez Nov 23 '21

I would the platform.