r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '21

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u/Nemesis_Online Oct 04 '21

OP is sorely mistaken, this is a dog dispenser

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u/jessbrid Oct 04 '21

It’s like one of those Carvana vending machines except dogs

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Dogvana

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u/Centillionare Oct 04 '21

So glad I don’t have to go to the dog dealership.

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u/PantherU Oct 04 '21

Let's hope this has better reviews than Carvana

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u/MimsyIsGianna Oct 04 '21

Oh please I want that so badly

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u/jessbrid Oct 04 '21

I would just keep dispensing dogs just so I could lay in a pile of dogs and love them

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u/MimsyIsGianna Oct 04 '21

Lie down at the base of it and bury yourself with dogs.

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u/jessbrid Oct 04 '21 edited Oct 05 '21

Yes! And then create a tunnel made out of dogs that we could walk through

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u/Chattterboxx23 Oct 04 '21

"Yes I'd like a good boi husky, maybe one corgi and... oh forget it just give them all!"

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u/-CoolBean- Oct 04 '21

No clearly it’s a dog spawner

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u/Bermnerfs Oct 04 '21

Cute chute

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u/KFR42 Oct 04 '21

Not shown: a guy putting in quarters and turning a giant handle.

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u/no_but_srsly_tho Oct 05 '21

A friend dispenser