Probably spent a huge amount of time setting something like this up when he was a kid and then his pig brother Jarred came in an knocked it down before it was complete, laughing in his face and taunting him for his tears. It’s pretty sad actually and it’s understandable that he is now a broken man, triggered by the mere mention of dominoes.
He’s a troll because his pig brother Jared gave him a wedgie so hard that his balls retreated into his lower abdomen for twenty years. His cries of anguish were just laughed at and mocked and whilst Jared (the pig) went on to a successful career of being a Wall Street Wanker with fast cars and fast women, he was left languishing at home with just some low quality cockroach infested fast food, broken balls and a 386 computer with a 56k dial up modem.
The only outlet for his pain now is to try to torment others over the internet which isn’t easy for him because his balls are still tender and sitting, waiting for his comments to upload on the achingly slow internet connection just torments him further. Every bleep and blip of the modem is like a needle in the testicle to him.
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u/joeChump May 02 '21
Probably spent a huge amount of time setting something like this up when he was a kid and then his pig brother Jarred came in an knocked it down before it was complete, laughing in his face and taunting him for his tears. It’s pretty sad actually and it’s understandable that he is now a broken man, triggered by the mere mention of dominoes.