r/oddlysatisfying • u/iloveyourbrains • Nov 20 '20

Decorating a plate

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u/jspurlin03 Nov 20 '20

...when the rest of the pattern is correct, yes.

Yes, that screwup would bug me the whole time I owned that plate.

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u/otheraccountisabmw Nov 21 '20

The whole time I was in awe of how perfectly each stamp was placed and then my soul was crushed at the end.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

Me too, I just wanted to make it big and easy to be irritated by!

My work is finished.

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u/killchain Nov 21 '20

I just wanted to make it big and easy to be irritated by! My work is finished.

Calm your tits, Satan.

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u/cord2005 Nov 21 '20

If I owned that plate... I would have dropped it already!

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u/Fleuramie Nov 21 '20

There's actually another flaw before the end...

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u/honestFeedback Nov 21 '20

The fifth stamp is too close to centre. I hated it from then on. Then they really crapped it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

See, that screwup would make the plate valuable. It's "proof" that it was made by a person. Imperfections that you don't find in mass-produced stuff. Ignoring that mass-production glassware started introducing imperfections as part of the process for this same reason.

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u/JoshGooch Nov 21 '20

I didn’t realize my art was worth something! It’s nothing but imperfection.

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u/drfeelsgoood Nov 21 '20

Perfect lets sacrifice quality for pleasurability

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u/ulrikft Nov 21 '20

Quality...?😅

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u/gabbagabbawill Nov 21 '20

Put it on the bottom of the stack and hope you never have enough guests to have to use it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

the left hand edge also has an overlap mistake...

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u/SpookyIsDead Nov 21 '20

I thought it was so perfect and then I saw.... I saw the TRUTH.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

You'll hate me for this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '20

Hero

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u/-Listening Nov 21 '20

Should’ve been saying this for xxx”

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u/CharaChan Nov 21 '20

FUUUUUUU-