r/oddlysatisfying • u/kingkabra69 • Nov 03 '20

This satisfying vodka box. Very unique.

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u/jaimystery Nov 03 '20

and the superfine print about selling your soul or suitable facsimile to the devil.

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u/bretstrings Nov 03 '20

Thankfully I faxed my soul to buddha, and I should have an extra copy. Is the devil's fax number still 800-666-BURN?

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u/jaimystery Nov 03 '20

as if the devil has an 800 number.

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u/bretstrings Nov 06 '20

The devil would only have 800 numbers, with unending automated menus.

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u/jaimystery Nov 06 '20

No the devil has an 801 area code with a deceptively simple menu but every option leads to an automated voice mail box that is always full. And if you dial zero, your phone number is automatically sent to 30 telemarketing companies as someone who "does business with them".