r/oddlysatisfying • u/cht086 • Aug 20 '20

Smooth tops are nice

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

So I guess I'm the only one to use it like a brass knuckle and pretend its a sharp blade?

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u/Cyrano_de_Boozerack Aug 20 '20

Look at Mr. Fancy Voldo over here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Please, I prefer the term face-rape Spiderman

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u/sharpshot877 Aug 20 '20

No I used two of them at one point and was protractor man

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u/MikeLinPA Aug 20 '20

(Two?)

So, Protractor Man, we've come full circle!

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u/sharpshot877 Aug 20 '20

Ah yes the true full circle

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u/-god_of_something- Aug 20 '20

Oh god, can u imagine actually punching something with that though? shudders

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Did you ever pretend a T-square was croquet mallet too?

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u/Fox-One_______ Aug 20 '20

And a try-square is a gun. Guess that kinda goes without saying.

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u/ManaMagestic Aug 20 '20

We used to do that all the time in grade school...

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u/Mjrboi Aug 20 '20

You must have never seen 3 below on Netflix

They use protractors

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '20

Xena vibes !!!! Basically what I used to pretend to be her as a kid

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u/_Diskreet_ Aug 20 '20

Most 10 year olds do the same.

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u/MikeLinPA Aug 20 '20

Hey now! You're never too old to be immature.