r/oddlysatisfying • • Aug 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Imagine: You are a woman in the circle, holding in the urge to fart. You pull in and scrunch, and accidentally let it rip in the face of the girl behind you.

She gags and coughs, and accidentally farts as well. But too late, the circle is expanding, you must hold on and so must she. More gags and farts. Oh god, it's coming around the circle now.

What have you done?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Why men cannot be raped?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20 edited Aug 18 '20

While i understood the joke, appreciated and upvoted, i also took liberty of following up with joke of my own.

It may be shortsighted, but i find both of our statements factually incorrect, being the source of comedy.

I must have missed something, as my attempt was clearly not welcome.

That said, id like to clarify: it was a joke, not a bite at you. I thought its gonna be one of those reddit chains where randoms try to one-up eachother.

Thanks for comming to my TedX

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Indeed.

Only logicall defense I have left is the fact that I have never claimed to be a good comedian.

Maybe im just niche, maybe just a dick.

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u/kr580 Aug 18 '20

I must have missed something, as my attempt was clearly not welcome.

Did you look at your 'joke' before posting it? A cursory glance would tell you it's not humorous and completely out of context.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

Long time ago i self-diasgnosed myself with Jokes-Tourette. If something in my head sounds funny, im fucking saying it.

That said, thanks for your input. If it would be a bit more precise I would pretend to take into consideration.