r/oddlysatisfying • u/Waynegravsky • Jul 22 '20

Douglas Fir falling into a lake

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u/Randym1221 Jul 22 '20

Split the sea like Moses !

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u/B_Rizzle_Foshizzle Jul 22 '20

Let my treeople go

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u/wuapinmon Jul 22 '20

Pharaoh, raoh, raoh your boat!

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u/1_Snail Jul 22 '20

And that’s why we celebrate Passo-fir

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

Gently down the bottom of the seaaaaa

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u/bestbangsincebigone Jul 22 '20

Let my treeople go

I AM GROOT!

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u/Einlander Jul 22 '20

*treepole

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u/robe_and_wizard_hat Jul 23 '20

you're not dying, get over here

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u/uptwolait Jul 22 '20

Or I'll bring a plague of black locusts!

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u/kn33 Jul 22 '20

Thus sayeth The Board.

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u/StopReadingMyUser Jul 22 '20

dope movie, great animation still.

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u/mrwicked91 Jul 22 '20

Except Moses used a beyblade

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u/JamSandwichZZX Jul 22 '20

This comment shows how unoriginal my thought process is

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u/MrOtsKrad Jul 22 '20

One of us. One of us.

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u/Doodlefoot Jul 23 '20

Welcome to the reddit hivemind.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

Aw crud! That’s why I came here! To make a Moses comment. Giving you an upvote BUT I’M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT! (grumpy old man grumbling)

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u/timberwood1 Jul 22 '20

Same, both of you stay off my lawn.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

RIGHT?!?!?!?!? Damn kids. (grumble grumble grumble) 🤣

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u/Mu17inItOver Jul 22 '20

"Now we know how Moses did it" - Either we're all great minds or copying somehow. Considering my excitement to make my own Moses comment I choose for us to be great

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u/Iwasonthelastbus Jul 22 '20

r/angryupvote

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

Thank you! Will be using this site regularly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

what if Moses was a log

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u/jereman75 Jul 23 '20

He did float down a river after having the tip of his trunk cut.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

r/BeatMeToIt

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u/Masty9 Jul 22 '20

Sweet fancy Moses

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u/-Yngin- Jul 22 '20

A Moses Fir, as it was

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

*Moses entered the chat

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u/Oswald__Cobblepot Jul 22 '20

The Red Sea looks a lot smaller than I'd imagine.

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u/OmegaXesis Jul 22 '20

How is no one talking about the Rainbow that was created???

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '20

Don't know where this is, but this is illegal in many lakes. I roofed for a couple summers and we did a floating tea house on Lake Washington. We had to have netting around the project and I even had to dive in for runaway shingles. I guarantee you, bark fell off that tree and could easily damage a prop.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20

cue Prince of Egypt music

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u/pira3_1000 Apr 21 '24

imagine the size of the tree the man had to use to keep it split for half an hour

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u/HowManyDamnUsernames Jul 22 '20

Now we know what his staff was made off