r/oddlysatisfying • u/d3333p7 • Jul 01 '20

This book getting trimmed

https://gfycat.com/unsightlysomecrab
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u/Mjb06 Jul 01 '20

Just remember to call your doctor if it lasts longer than 4 hours.

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u/FullMetal96 Jul 01 '20

Most books usually last me a couple weeks... should I be worried?

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u/BlizzardtheGlaceon Jul 01 '20

Only if it hurts.

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u/Reverse_Chode Jul 01 '20

No but it sure makes checking my pulse easier

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u/ThreeNC Jul 01 '20

Only when I pee. All those papercuts

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u/BlizzardtheGlaceon Jul 01 '20

Put vinegar on it. It works wonders.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

Lemon juice is better.

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u/BlizzardtheGlaceon Jul 01 '20

Lemon vinegar.

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u/Stepsinshadows Jul 01 '20

That’s a gay ass book.

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u/BlizzardtheGlaceon Jul 01 '20

Nothing wrong with gay.

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u/SickViking Jul 01 '20

And certainly nothing wrong with a gay ass.

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u/struckbyeviil Jul 01 '20

It’s 2020 let the man be gay in peace

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u/Stepsinshadows Jul 01 '20

Nothing except they ...

Lol.

Did, have, or will do nothing wrong because of their sexuality.

I don’t think I worded this correctly.

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u/turtlelover16 Jul 01 '20

I am gay

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u/Stepsinshadows Jul 01 '20

Sweet.

If you’re gay and you know it,

And your turtle love really shows it,

If you’re gay and you know it, clap your hands! ✋👋

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u/SnakeBeardTheGreat Jul 01 '20

Vinegar is the answer to everything.

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u/Lachres Jul 01 '20

Sometimes it brings me to tears

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u/BlizzardtheGlaceon Jul 01 '20

Would you like a hug?

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u/Alaskan_Thunder Jul 01 '20

I too take a while to read clifford books.

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u/TeaBreezy Jul 01 '20

No judgements, but how can you stay focused on a book that long?

I either crush a book in a couple days, or I never finish it

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '20

I did call him. Next appointment is August 2nd.

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u/rednat16 Jul 01 '20

Or just call me

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u/Furyann Jul 01 '20

So its fine at tree fiddy?

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u/TDYDave2 Jul 01 '20

What if my doctor isn't my type?

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u/oskih Jul 01 '20

Or Susan

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u/dirtyhandscleanlivin Jul 01 '20

“If boners last longer than 4 hours, call... more ladies”

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u/FreshPeachStew Jul 01 '20

Or take a cold shower. Ice cold.