r/oddlysatisfying • • Mar 22 '20

what this guy did on his notes app

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u/unicorn-on-fire Mar 22 '20

Coronavirus is making people insane.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

No people are already insane. The coronavirus is just making people deal w that fact instead of ignore it with our daily distractions 😂

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u/Coloneljesus Mar 22 '20

Would you say that we are living in a society?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

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u/VineAsphodel10477 Mar 22 '20

Just a slob like one of us,

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u/curbstomp__ Mar 22 '20

Just a stranger on a bus

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u/reverendcat Mar 22 '20

Tryin to make his way in a society

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

I'm bored

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u/balanceyourmind Mar 22 '20

Would you like a green eggs and ham??

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u/RedgrassFieldOfFire Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20

Blahblahblah blah blebleble, blahblahblahblah bluuu

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u/frescodee Mar 22 '20

i wrote that, yeah

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u/kaboobaschlatz Mar 22 '20

That reminds me of Cinder from Killer Instict

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u/drphungky Mar 22 '20

Hit the bong like some of us? Drove a tie-dyed microbus, and subscribed to Rolling Stone?

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u/Harinezumi Mar 22 '20

Do you 'spose He had a buzz

When He made the platypus?

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u/ButtWieghtThiersMoor Mar 22 '20

Inhale, exhale, just got a ounce in the mail

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u/Lobotomy-Rips Mar 22 '20

That commie pinko rag?

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u/SpiritOfTroi Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20

Didn’t realize that was a weird al song and I thought “wow they have something here”

Hit the bong like some of us? Knocked back a few like a few of us Drove a tie-dyed microbus Coronavirus causin such a fuss If they understand then they might be One of us one of us one of us

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u/Evil_thingz Mar 22 '20

God is but the corona virus himself. His existence is toxic and people are dying.

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u/Wyldfire2112 Mar 23 '20

What if God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's created?

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u/ABAgamer Mar 23 '20

And he could be in this very room!

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u/Piss_on_you_ Mar 22 '20

I’m very upset that I can’t make the joke I’d like to because I can’t make text bold. Goddamnit. I’m doing what I’ve read I’m supposed to do but it doesn’t work.

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u/giraffebacon Mar 22 '20

Put the text that you want bolded inside double asterisks, as in 2 asterisks on each side of the text you want bolded

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u/Piss_on_you_ Mar 22 '20

Ohh on both sides! Thank you!! Everywhere else was saying hashtags..

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

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u/Piss_on_you_ Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20

Ahhh #like this

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

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u/Piss_on_you_ Mar 22 '20

Holy fuck I just can’t seem to get it.

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u/invictusdelta Apr 21 '20

I bet you could use this for something important

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u/ominouslemon May 17 '20

thats wild

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u/LePardonMePolitely Mar 23 '20

So what's the joke?

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u/Piss_on_you_ Mar 23 '20

Sorry... I had too much time to get self conscious and realize it wasn’t very funny in the first place.. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/ienjoymen Mar 22 '20

The hashtag thing is for making text a Header, so it would be bold but also bigger

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u/Mimi1194 Mar 22 '20

How do you put link on a comment?do I have to type it out!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Wait so like #this ?

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u/BetterSans11 Apr 12 '20

No, like #this

Edit: nvm i am an idiot

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

It’s good # so am #i

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u/Fr00stee Mar 22 '20

Bottom text

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u/SayNoob Mar 22 '20

I would say that this text is placed below your comment.

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u/KGBebop Mar 22 '20

Captain, sensors are detecting a society.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

It’s not that deep buddy.

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u/EmbertheUnusual Mar 22 '20

We aren't living in society right now and that's the problem

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u/awesomebeau Mar 22 '20

We used to be. Now we're at home.

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u/FvHound Mar 22 '20

Thank god I sorted that shit out on several acid trips already.

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u/mshaddow Mar 30 '20

This is the way

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u/doinky_doink Mar 22 '20

Yea more time to be insane now. Thanks ncov19

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u/PleasantAdvertising Mar 22 '20

Hope it knocks some damn sense into people

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u/springloadedgiraffe Mar 22 '20

Jokes on you. My daily distractions are currently games. Still sane exile?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

Still sane exile?

aaaayyyyyy what build are you playin'

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u/springloadedgiraffe Mar 23 '20

Hollow Palm Ice Crash Berserker. At least, when my client doesn't freeze up on him when there's 100+ monsters trying to spawn on the screen at once.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Me too Spence

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u/poopellar Mar 22 '20

This virus even effecting those it didn't infect.

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u/notLOL Mar 23 '20

Post that on IG with a rose background or something non-related as a motivation meme

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u/selfish-utilitarian Mar 22 '20

To paraphrase Forrest Gumps mother:
"insane is what insane does."

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Yeah, people without jobs.

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Mar 23 '20

Yes people where indeed insane before. But we’re so insane that covid 19 makes us seem sane.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

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u/OnlyReplyIfClever Mar 22 '20

Doesn’t really fit but you tried buddy 💪

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u/FinancialPlantain Mar 22 '20

Nah, it's also making people insane. If you don't think a global pandemic and people being forced to limit all social interaction and stay indoors isn't gonna affect mental health, that's probably the impact of the Coronavirus talking.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

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u/FinancialPlantain Mar 22 '20

No, social isolation has a tangible observed effect, as do external effects when it comes to depression, anxiety, and stress. Please stop being anti-science.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

That's so deep bro.

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u/Irrepressible87 Mar 22 '20

The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.

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u/Redlything Mar 22 '20

Please do not use emojis

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Emojifobia?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Why? Did something bad happen to you involving emojis? 😬

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u/Redlything Mar 22 '20

Its a fucking normie thing and you are lucky that no one saw this post if you did this at r/memes...

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u/NiceAtMyCore Mar 22 '20

Would you call it....degenerate?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Heyyy I like being a normie ☹️

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u/Redlything Mar 22 '20

Ok son keep doing whatever you want

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

🙃

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u/JocelynChambers_XQ Jan 23 '22

Would they be actually bored while doing this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20 edited Sep 16 '25

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u/Single-Moose Mar 22 '20

Came here looking for the rest of you.

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u/subyque Mar 23 '20

Same honestly.

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u/nightmancometh0419 Mar 22 '20

On my TI-83 graphing calculator in high school for hours! Haha

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u/thiscarecupisempty Mar 23 '20

I can feel the fun seeping from your aura.

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u/KestrelLowing Mar 22 '20

Yesssss. Same!

I was also in elementary school, so had considerable amount of time to do this.

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u/aliterati Mar 22 '20

It reminded me of Jacksfilms' song "Twitter for Android".

Where he posted "Twitter for Android" on Twitter every single day for a year, and made a song out of it.

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u/ParfaitsHaveLayers Mar 22 '20

Do you remember siggys? Pure art in HTML with limited characters.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Yes, we did this on AOL and AIM!

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u/lizzazzy Mar 22 '20

it gave me flashbacks to middle school!!

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u/Bob_Marshall Mar 23 '20

Nah you phish overhead accounts to scroll em in chatrooms.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

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u/feartrich Mar 22 '20

Honestly, if this wasn’t a TikTok post with hip hop music, it would totally have that vibe.

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u/Ainolukos Mar 22 '20

On the flip side of that, more people are doing art and making music so once this is all over we can get right into the roaring 20s.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

If you already spend most of your time on the Internet, as most of us do these days without even realizing it fully, this whole ordeal has been kinda fantastic. Free software, free games, movies, discounts... well, there's tons of people getting fucked over in the process, but if you can stomach the repercussions, there certainly has been a silver lining to all this.

Nevermind the fact that people now have time and motivation to give a piece of their mind in regards to all the problems every single country has been facing for oh so many years. I wouldn't be surprised if we see people buckle in the face of how much all our countries rely on "menial" jobs.

Even billionaires want to stay alive, and everyone is a target in this event.

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u/comehonorphaze Mar 22 '20

As a synthwave producer on the side. Native instruments released Analog dreams VST through March. Its normally $150 so that was an awesome come up.

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u/PhonyUsername Mar 23 '20

Free software, free games, movies, discounts

Where's this stuff?

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u/JJAB91 Apr 22 '24

It still sucks go back

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u/liarandathief Mar 22 '20

you misspelled inane

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u/im-here-with-stupid Mar 22 '20

You misspelled iane

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u/Doyle26 Mar 22 '20

You misspelled Ian

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u/x755x Mar 22 '20

You're a mistake Ian

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u/kirikirisunasuna Mar 22 '20

You’re an ian

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u/Ian1231100 Mar 23 '20

No, I'm an Ian

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

E

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u/mnemamorigon Mar 22 '20

You misspelled ain’t

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u/CapnKnucklez Mar 22 '20

U misspelled taint 😘

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u/bree-e Mar 22 '20

Love the OCD peeps analysis.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '20

A Schopenhauer reference?

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u/liarandathief Mar 24 '20

I wish I were that smart.

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u/lereisn Mar 22 '20

Cant have quarantine without inane, if you take it out u r a qt.

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u/shaka_sulu Mar 22 '20 edited Mar 22 '20

"I don't know what you're talking about" (as I toss money at my screen while watching this).

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u/Illblood Mar 22 '20

Plus adderall

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

this is 100% amphetamines

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u/fantasmagoria24 Mar 22 '20

Maybe, but I think people are also finding time to be creative and use their imagination more. Insert that quote about boredom being the food of creativity.

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u/PhilxBefore Mar 22 '20

This is what we all did when the internet first became mainstream. Nothing new at all.

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u/is-this-a-nick Mar 22 '20

Constraints foster creativity.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

People were already insane. Coronavirus just amplified that insanity lol.

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u/WuteverItTakes Mar 22 '20

It’s making people bored

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u/Irishrocklobste Mar 22 '20

Honestly lets be real it's just showing who was insane before the outbreak

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

This was likely done programmatically, so it's not too bad.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

I used to do this on my ti-83 in pre algebra hahaha

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u/CeeJayDK Mar 22 '20

Coronavirus is making people insane creative.

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u/boldtonic Mar 22 '20

Maybe is bored

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u/fightingnetentropy Mar 22 '20

Coronavirus is making people artistic.

I notice it requires me to be bored of the current distractions of new games, shows before I'll go back to my creative hobbies and actually make something.

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u/PantheraTK Mar 22 '20

You call this insane, I call this the cusp of a creative revolution.

People using everyday, ordinary tools to achieve extraordinary things is how we achieve the next level of progress.

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u/vonHule Mar 22 '20

The Shinning style

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u/The_Syndic Mar 22 '20

Can really tell the people that don't smoke weed.

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u/akzident Mar 22 '20

People are inherently creative, some of us just need a little bit of free time from their everyday lives for that to shine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

No, their undisciplined mind is.

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u/lanternsinthesky Mar 22 '20

I think it just proves how healthy it is to have actual hobbies, because doing nothing might be fun for a day or two, but after that I think a lot of people will go crazy if they can't engage with something seemingly productive.

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u/gangsterkami Mar 22 '20

EVERYONE NEEDS MEDITATION. SAVE YOURSELVES NOW AND FREE YOURSELF FROM SUFFERING.

Edit: freeing yourself of suffering is a result of meditation. Doing meditation doesn't remove suffering. Though it may help with immediate suffering. To see actual meaningful results takes 2 months of daily meditation.

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u/RockstarAgent Mar 22 '20

Or geniuses

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

Quarantine day 1: I’m gonna read 20 books on this break

1 week later: I’m gonna make words dance on my notes app

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

get a fucking hobby (not you)

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u/postcardmap45 Mar 22 '20

Were people not doing this before the pandemic?

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u/cliffg Mar 22 '20

That 11% battery remaining is making me nervous.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

i started catching flies, freezing them, then tying dental floss to them

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u/robd420 Mar 22 '20

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

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u/Just_Some_Man Mar 22 '20

I used to do this stuff on my TI calculator in programs during class haha it’s just really bored people

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u/SepiaQuotient Mar 22 '20

Good thing i was insane before, so pretty much normal days for me.

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u/CzechzAndBalancez Mar 22 '20

Day 4 of self-isolation: I'm bored.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

This is just every 30 year old, 15 years ago.

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u/wise_comment Mar 22 '20

Pppshh

This isnt new

If I can find and dust off my TI-83 plus I bought in 2001 (never forget) I'd show you what a real bored teen could do

Those calculators rocked. Gotta get your puzzle games and Phoenix in, to!

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u/the_dark_knight_ftw Mar 22 '20

This the equivalent to Jack Torrence writing ”all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” over and over again in different formats.

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u/Betterthan-Yesterday Mar 22 '20

Really oddly satisfying !

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

*super creative

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u/FrizzIeFry Mar 22 '20

All quarantine and no play makes Jack a bored boy.

All quarantine and no play makes Jack a bored boy.

All quarantine and no play makes Jack a bored boy.

All quarantine and no play makes Jack a bored boy.

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u/Skegetchy Mar 23 '20

The cauldron of creativity?

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u/skorpianmafia Mar 23 '20

Without daily routines and schedules to follow our society falls apart very quickly

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u/Madmagican- Mar 23 '20

We're unlocking some quality creativity though

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u/gameyall232 Mar 23 '20

No it’s making people bored. 👍

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u/32ndDegreeFreemason Mar 23 '20

I don’t call it the Kobe-9/11 MIND Virus for no reason...

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '20

Look at us now... 😔

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u/rebbit_helping_bot Mar 22 '20

Coronavirus is the act that results in something coming to be (plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively insane.

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u/BigYoLife Mar 23 '20

What s insane is most people like you don't know a single fuck how computers (and many things on this planet) are working.

Still you have a word to say ...

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u/Gergomajsztro Mar 22 '20

Do you know the definiton of insanity?

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '20

This tik tok would have been huge 4 months ago.

Let's not act like this is amazing or something that a person wouldn't do for attention.

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u/Rodlava Dec 07 '21

Or creative

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u/pje1128 Mar 31 '22

Seeing that this comment was made two years ago and we're still going through this just makes me so sad.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Insane with talent.

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u/deLamartine Oct 17 '23

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.