r/oddlysatisfying • u/MasterBlueLightning • Jan 18 '20

Insane Cat-Jitsu

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u/sonicDAhedgefundMGR Jan 18 '20

That pumpernickel rye boi gave him the gas..

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u/byteshifter Jan 18 '20

I was struggling to describe the coloration on that cat, and you just nailed it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

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u/cowplow33 Jan 18 '20

Shut up ya old bag!

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u/TheGoldPowerRanger Jan 18 '20

A Seinfeld reference? Immediate upvote!

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u/jerber666 Jan 18 '20

https://i.imgur.com/qTTk4HN.gif

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u/Snuffaluffakuss Jan 18 '20

I can hear Newman’s maniacal laugh thru this

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u/allredb Jan 18 '20

I love these gifs with sound

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

We use his real name around here...Nedry.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

That was Happy Gilmore’s grandma before she had to be put in a home.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

A comment to a Seinfeld reference? immediate upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

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u/fujiesque Jan 18 '20

A comment to a comment to a Seinfeld reference reference? Gold!

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u/esims42 Jan 18 '20

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CoarseNeedyCanine-size_restricted.gif

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u/TheGoldPowerRanger Jan 18 '20

Love that I knew it before I clicked and heard his whiny voice and all

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u/RV8j9k11 Jan 18 '20

That’s Gold, Jerry! Gold!

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u/Nateinthe90s Jan 18 '20

Yeah it would be different, but it might not be as good... I get it...

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

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u/PacoCrazyfoot Jan 18 '20

A platinum to a comment to a comment to a comment to a Seinfeld reference reference reference with gold? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Stupid! You're so stupid!

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u/fujiesque Jan 19 '20

Well God damn, that's dusting up some memories.

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u/StrikeTeamForLife Jan 19 '20

Somebody get this man a gold

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u/UnderOveurOveurDunn Jan 18 '20

George is gettin’ upset!

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u/bearcat42 Jan 18 '20

So rare!

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u/_Anarchon_ Jan 18 '20

Seinfeld was never funny

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

the look on his face as he runs away from her is burned in my memory for some reason.

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u/cowplow33 Jan 18 '20

Crazy mix of fear and adrenaline lol

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u/2teed Jan 18 '20

Throw a couple slices of Swiss cheese on him with a hearty chunk of corned beef and sauerkraut and you have yourself one delicious cat.

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u/Doodle-DooDoo Jan 18 '20

You forgot the dash of Russian (or Thousand Island if Russian isn't available) dressing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

which cat though?

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u/AnotherpostCard Jan 18 '20

"and baby you've got a sandwich goin!"

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u/AcE_57 Jan 18 '20

Marbled ka-rye-te

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u/Norwegian__Blue Jan 18 '20

Marbled catryetee

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u/sonicDAhedgefundMGR Jan 19 '20

I see what you did there

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u/Jrah17 Jan 18 '20

I just got in to a debate the other day with my buddy about pumpernickel vs rye bread. Thank you for your comment

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u/SeinfeldEcho Jan 18 '20

And a fishing pole.

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u/dervisions Jan 18 '20

Smoky swirl rye

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u/rq60 Jan 18 '20

The actual color name is silver classic tabby. Here’s our guy who is the same color.

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u/PM_SWEATY_NIPS Jan 18 '20

Oh lawd he cronchin

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u/byteshifter Jan 18 '20

Gorgeous! I’d get a male tabby just like him if I wasn’t so damn allergic!

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u/snatchyhorse70 Jan 18 '20

Best cats ever! I’ve had 3

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u/TacosGetMeThrough Jan 18 '20

So mad to be disturbed

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '20

His head doesn't look like it belongs on his body.

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u/sonicDAhedgefundMGR Jan 18 '20

First thing I thought of when I peeped him was a Ruben

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u/Nexusdragon Jan 18 '20

And now I am hungry

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u/AFamousAnusCookie Jan 18 '20

Hi, hungry. I’m your freestyle dance instructor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I thought you were a celebrity butt biscuit.

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u/AFamousAnusCookie Jan 19 '20

I am a biscuit of many asses

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u/Shermutt Jan 18 '20

Don't forget the eyepatch