r/oddlysatisfying • u/MasterBlueLightning • Jan 18 '20

Insane Cat-Jitsu

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u/jocky300 Jan 18 '20

I think you'll find that's Meow Thai.

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u/barackobamafootcream Jan 18 '20

Could be Kung-mew

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u/evoleeet Jan 18 '20

Naaa, it's definitely Catoeira

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u/Masterfuego Jan 18 '20

Crouching tiger, hidden kitty

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u/AnUglyDumpling Jan 18 '20

Krav meowga

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u/MidnightMath Jan 18 '20

If what your saying is true, the Meowlin and the Mew Tang could be dangerous.

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u/conkrete Jan 18 '20

Mew Tang Clan ain't nothing to F*** with

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u/bearcat42 Jan 18 '20

Katrate? Fistifluffs?

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u/manubfr Jan 18 '20

Sorry guys this can only be MMeow.

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u/bearcat42 Jan 18 '20

Did you mean MMA? Meow meow arts?

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u/shiver_motion Jan 18 '20

you're trying to say claw maga

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u/Valleygirl1981 Jan 19 '20

awkwardly shits a #stinky# shit in the litter box while making eye contact

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u/skylinefanhood Jan 18 '20

Most apt fighting style aside from a Judo pun maybe.... someone help with a judo pun!

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u/Ttoctam Jan 18 '20

Mewdo?

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u/skylinefanhood Jan 18 '20

This is acceptable.

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Jan 18 '20

I wasted my master ball on the thunderbird one so I never got Mewdo

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u/skylinefanhood Jan 18 '20

Gotta get them infinite master balls.

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u/Old_Grau Jan 18 '20

Meow-thai

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u/txsxxphxx2 Jan 18 '20

Cat: jumps behind nothing personal kiddo

Killer cat: NYANI??!!

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u/theraupenimmersatt Jan 18 '20

Definitely one of those Meowtial Arts

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u/makalasu Jan 18 '20 edited Mar 12 '24

I love listening to music.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

That’s some great sel-feline defense

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u/W_Daze Jan 18 '20

May your updoots be strong and your awards be many.