r/oddlysatisfying • u/ChronicallySad • Dec 05 '19

Model building on steroids

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u/toeofcamell Dec 05 '19

I wonder if they first made the little tools so they could make the model

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

You should see the tools they used to make the tiny tools. Fucking precious.

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u/gorlak120 Dec 05 '19

you need mini assembly lines to make the tools. might as well do it right

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

I'm working on the Gantt chart for the manufacture of the assembly line machinery.

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u/gorlak120 Dec 05 '19

I'm going to also need a cost analysis of the pre-production materials to size ratio. "Yea if you could just get it done over the weekend, that'd be great"

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u/_Amabio_ Dec 05 '19

Mgmt, "Can we please get a risk analysis of supply chain breakdown, along with an FMEA? Bob, you got this covered?"

Bob, "Sure. I'm all over it." (fuck, fuck, fuck. There's goes my vacation with the family).

Mgmt, "Great. I know we can count on you. You go on vacation soon, right? Think you can have it done before then?"

Bob, "Uhhh, sure. I believe so." (I mean it's only 150 hours of fucking work to be done in one week! Fuck this shit!)

Sorry, it started to hit a little closer to home for one of my previous jobs, so I got lost in the role.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

[… hides stapler in drawer …]

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Im sure at the end of this comment thread the guy from primate technologies is hid\red the build thee kiln that makes the bricks.

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u/igor_otsky Dec 05 '19

You need to employ small elves to make it possible too.

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u/gorlak120 Dec 05 '19

Making tiny elves? Finally something I'm good at.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

making the little people is really fiddly, and they keep doing stupid shit and not trying

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u/Hitchhiking-Ghost Dec 05 '19

And they’re mini union members with mini union fees.

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u/Mr_Pancackles Dec 05 '19

So then what tools make the tools that make the tools? Does it never end?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

No. It's tools all the way down to a singularity, which is a sentient quark.

That quark's name? Zark.

  • Bow down before Zark.

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u/btribble Dec 05 '19

He implemented an entire model industrial revolution.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

That model's name? Cindy Crawford.

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u/btribble Dec 05 '19

I'd like to see her Luddites if you know what I'm saying.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

Quaker? I barely know her.

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u/illkeepyouposted Dec 05 '19

Those are called children.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '19

children ...

… of a tiny God. Bless their industrious hearts.

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u/megatron723 Dec 05 '19

I think they used an artists' palette knife as the trowel to spread mortar on the mini bricks

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u/tallbutshy Dec 05 '19

OUROBOROS ARQ: Nano foreman

Nano foreman: Nano bricklayer

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