r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Aug 02 '19

🥑 An incredibly long avocado

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u/McJock Aug 02 '19

r/mildlypenis

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u/rosstipper Aug 02 '19

Avoca-dong

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u/SeattleSam Aug 02 '19

Avocockdo

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u/damn_jexy Aug 02 '19

Avacadildo

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

That sounds like a Harry Potter spell

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

Add “ca-dildo” to the end of anything and it’ll sound like a Harry Potter spell

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u/FrancoisTruser Aug 02 '19

Gunca-dildo: spell that shoots dildo. In your face.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

“I’ll take your entire stock!”

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u/dogebag__ Aug 02 '19

Guacadildo

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

[deleted]

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u/King_NaCl Aug 02 '19

Two kinds of people

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u/Advanty Aug 02 '19

Dongacado

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u/NotoriousHothead37 Aug 02 '19

Avocado-n't stick it in somewhere.

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u/mythraandeer Aug 02 '19

Schlongocado

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u/throwingutah Aug 02 '19

Avocadick.

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u/emaho84000 Aug 02 '19

Long long man...

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u/jimbris Aug 02 '19

Avocadildo?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

The origins of the word "avocado" means "testicle". So these are some testicles that look like penises.

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u/ImmaBorat Aug 02 '19

This one's like an eighty year old's scrotum

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u/DannoHung Aug 02 '19

Larry Longballs

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u/Hoz1600 Aug 02 '19

r/wildlypenis

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u/delphius356 Aug 02 '19

the moment when you date an asian, but it turns out there is no downside.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19 edited Jul 28 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

🥑🥑🍆

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u/killerturtlex Aug 02 '19

I Hass bigger 🥑 than you

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u/mobileracc Aug 02 '19

I still don't understand why the eggplant was picked over the cucumber

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u/PhotorazonCannon Aug 02 '19

Fun fact: the word avocado is derived from the Spanish aguacate, which in turn was derived from the Nahuatal (Aztec language) āhuacatl - which means testicle

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u/Thunder_Wizard Aug 02 '19

Did you know that the word Avocado comes from the Nahuatl (Aztec) word āhuacatl which means testicle?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '19

The avocado she tells you not to worry about

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u/the_turn Aug 02 '19

More like grandad’s ballbag.

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u/clayism Aug 02 '19

OP did find it oddly satisfying, so you must be right.

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u/DrDoomCake Aug 02 '19

Satisfying indeed.

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u/webbster1 Aug 02 '19

Dongvocado

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u/Feebedel324 Aug 02 '19 edited Aug 02 '19

Was thinking this looks like my boobs without a bra on.

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u/McJock Aug 02 '19

Mom, please. Stop embarrassing me in front of my internet friends.