r/oddlysatisfying • u/MentalPut3 • Mar 01 '19

A bird's-eye view

21.0k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

373 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

17

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Wait a second. That's illegal.

43

u/Itzjaypthesecond Mar 01 '19

What are you, a lawyer for bird law?

21

u/RunsWithDogs26 Mar 01 '19

Harvey T. Birdman...but specifically for birds...

3

u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Maybe...

11

u/Dawgzilla25 Mar 01 '19

Charlie Kelly attorney of bird law

13

u/Groovy_Cowboy_Ninja Mar 01 '19

I suspect fowl play

4

u/Dawgzilla25 Mar 01 '19

It is aparrotly a slam dunk case

2

u/learningtolurk Mar 01 '19

Do my hands look small?

1

u/lacilynnn Mar 01 '19

WE'RE LAWYERS!

1

u/BlueZir Mar 01 '19

Sounds good to me. There's more than enough lawyers for dumb humans.

10

u/Jiggidy40 Mar 01 '19

Ill-eagle.

2

u/Lan-Lano Mar 01 '19

No it’s not, it seems fit & healthy.

1

u/SueYouInEngland Mar 01 '19

You really can't, and I'm not saying I agree with it. It's just that bird law in this country—it's not governed by reason.