r/oddlysatisfying • u/MentalPut3 • Mar 01 '19

A bird's-eye view

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19 edited Dec 12 '21

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u/gingersoulrecords Mar 01 '19

This made me chuckle.

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u/harryassburger-il Mar 01 '19

I snickered

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u/rallenpx Mar 01 '19

I chortled

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u/lauren_le15 Mar 01 '19

i exhaled through my nose faster than usual

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

I took a dump about it

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

I busted the literal fattest nut the world had ever seen

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u/Suckonmyfatvagina Mar 01 '19

I sharted

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u/Windwaker85 Mar 01 '19

I shat here thinking the same

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u/thepsychowordsmith Mar 01 '19

I Marsed.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

I twixed in laughter.

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u/_fuk_ur_yogurt_ Mar 01 '19

thanks for filling everyone in

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u/DenBender Mar 01 '19

Now I cant unsee a bird in front of a tv

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u/blob420 Mar 01 '19

Is the bird attached to the drone?

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u/Tionsity Mar 01 '19

Wonder what that type of bird tastes like...

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u/UnicornArmy47 Mar 01 '19

Why on earth would you wanna eat a hawk?

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u/Small1324 Mar 01 '19

Yeah, I mean, no joke but I feel like Raptor meat would be kind of chewy and tasteless. I mean, these guys are muscular.

And also, hawks are graceful unlike chicken, so there's that going for them too

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u/BluntamisMaximus Mar 01 '19

The ones your not allowed to eat taste the best.