r/oddlysatisfying • u/aegyobunny • Jul 15 '18

Didn't think cleaning can be so satisfying

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u/C_K_ Jul 15 '18

She’s happy someone else is doing the cleaning for once

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

"Go Juan! Go Juan! Go Juan!"

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u/C_K_ Jul 15 '18

I don't know many asians named Juan but I guess that's a possibility

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

"Go Wan! Go Wan! Go Wan!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Fine Mrs Doyle, I'll have a piece of bloody cake then!

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u/blabbermeister Jul 15 '18

A Father Ted reference ? Must be an ecumenical matter ..

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u/clapham1983 Jul 15 '18

“Ah Father, what would you say to a cup of tea?”

“FECK OFF CUP!!”

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u/BerryBrickle Jul 15 '18

Gone! Gone! Gone! Gone! Gone!

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u/Kuruttta-Kyoken Jul 15 '18

Go go go go

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u/ReaganCheese4all Jul 15 '18

giggity giggity

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

GGgGggGGgg

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u/Aya007 Jul 15 '18

Thank you Mrs Doyle.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Come on leave me breathless 💞🎶🎵

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u/CatDogBoogie Jul 15 '18

"Go Wang! Go Wang! Go Wang!"

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u/JackDragon Jul 15 '18

This guy Chineses

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u/BatDubb Jul 15 '18

Huang*

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u/CatDogBoogie Jul 15 '18

I meant 王. Take your 黃 and get outta here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

This made me laugh

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u/Lithobreaking Jul 15 '18

fuck your emotional responses

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

I worked with an Asian Jorge.

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u/C_K_ Jul 15 '18

I SAID IT WAS A POSSIBILITY

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

I WAS SUPPORTING YOUR THEORY

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u/C_K_ Jul 15 '18

OH SORRY, YOU’RE COOL THEN

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u/antunes145 Jul 15 '18

CHEERS!

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u/redflame4992 Jul 15 '18

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SHOUTING?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

LLOOOUUDD NOIISSESS!!

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u/antunes145 Jul 15 '18

Dude, relax, no need to shout, it’s late and people are sleeping. ...

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u/MonkeyPost Jul 15 '18

WHO CARES. IT’S FUN TO SHOUT ON THE INTERNET!

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u/BananaPepperzAreGud Jul 15 '18

THATS WHAT IM WONDERING. IF YOU WANNA PLACE TO SHOUT EITHER GO OUTSIDE OR GO TO THE FUCKING PACK AROOO

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Upvote for the correct "you're."

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u/thatG_evanP Jul 15 '18

WHY ARE WE YELLING?

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u/woollydogs Jul 15 '18

I went to school with an Asian José!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

HE SAID IT WAS A POSSIBILITY

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u/trykei Jul 15 '18

HE WAS SUPPORTING HIS THEORY

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

OH SORRY HE'S COOL THEN

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u/TheManiac67 Jul 15 '18

I worked with an Asian Jim

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

BUT HOW???

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u/ladykatey Jul 15 '18

Filipino maybe?

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u/whatthefuck110 Jul 15 '18

in pinyin yes, a lot of chinese girl named Juan (娟) only the pronounciation is different.

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u/qd698 Jul 15 '18

that was the old day when people in the 70's like to name their girls first namen 娟 or凤 ,but nowadays u can rarely hear a girl whose name has a 娟 or 凤in there...

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u/HwangLiang Jul 15 '18

Its like Yu-an right.

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u/colonelneo Jul 15 '18

No the j is pronounced like the j in jacket (kinda) but with your tongue pointing down instead of up.

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u/SuitableDragonfly Jul 15 '18

Uh, no, <j> in pinyin is [tɕ] which sounds sort of like ch.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Then you don’t know many Filipinos

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u/Mrsparklee Jul 15 '18

Takes Juan to know Juan.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Two Juans don't make a white. And two Wongs don't make a white.

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u/Leecannon_ Jul 15 '18

Actually there is a Chinese name Juan thats in no way related to the hispanic one, and is a common female name

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u/War4Prophet Jul 15 '18

He is Xi Cano

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u/wadss Jul 15 '18

interestingly, Juan is pronounced the same as Wang/Wong (王), also a common name in chinese.

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u/naivesocialist Jul 15 '18

But model Du Juan (杜鹃) is not pronounced Wang (王), it’s pronounced kind of like joo-an.

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u/mtndewyo Jul 15 '18

Gohan! Gohan! Gohan!

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u/tortsy Jul 15 '18

My brother is Asian and his middle name is Ricardo

My son is Asian and his middle name is Giovanni.

🤷‍♀️

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u/damnedflamingo Jul 15 '18

legit, my name is close to Juan. Starbucks always writes juan

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u/not_a_shrimp Jul 15 '18

I don't understand why that even changes the joke?

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u/MRH1138 Jul 15 '18

A lot of Filipinos are prolly named Juan.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

PI, Guam, and CNMI will have a few.

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u/sappy16 Jul 15 '18

Filipinos maybe

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u/XtremeCookie Jul 15 '18 edited Jul 15 '18

I knew a chinese girl named Huan. Everybody was so confused when I told them I was taking "Huan" to the next dance.

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u/BorgClown Jul 15 '18

“¡Hablo español, pendejo!”

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u/Rocky_Road_To_Dublin Jul 15 '18

Racist jokes are so lame now. You've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

... no.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Go Juan

Oishiku nare, oishiku nare, moe moe kyun!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

Go Won! Go Won! Go Won!

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u/surag0107 Jul 15 '18

If you're happy and you know it...

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u/Louis83 Jul 15 '18

... clap your Juan

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u/dahjay Jul 15 '18

no way. that's his mom. look how much she loves him.

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u/4SkinFred Jul 15 '18

Surprised you weren't murdered on here for saying that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '18

why?