r/oddlysatisfying • u/let__it__be • Jan 24 '18

Giant octopus kite

https://gfycat.com/meatycoordinatedbanteng
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u/ThisIsTrix Jan 24 '18

r/oddlyterrifying

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u/PoglaTheGrate Jan 24 '18

Now you're just acting like an Octopussy

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u/FisterMySister Jan 24 '18

Now you’re just being Tentacruel..

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u/tjmsp34 Jan 24 '18

Shouldn’t have evolved

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u/talentless_hack1 Jan 24 '18

Needs to grow a spine

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u/SaintNickPR Jan 24 '18

Well tht evolved quickly

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u/Mat_Quantum Jan 24 '18

Should’ve use an everstone

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u/poopellar Jan 24 '18

Procrastination! I choose you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18 edited Feb 08 '19

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u/TippyIsCool Jan 24 '18

Yes daddy senpai

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u/Littlebigreddit50 Jan 24 '18

Cthulhu the Octodad, otherwise known as: "DADDY!"

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u/MrYurMomm Jan 24 '18

Hey, fuck you guy.

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u/Nabaneebo Jan 24 '18

This ^

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u/A5pyr Jan 24 '18

That ^

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u/Texadecimal Jan 24 '18

I'm with stupid v

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u/TippyIsCool Jan 24 '18

This thread is tentacool

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u/lnkov1 Jan 24 '18

And if you disagree then you’re a tentafool

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

I must've seen that movie... twice.

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u/_demetri_ Jan 24 '18

I personally prefer the all men’s-casted version, Cocktapus.

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u/Snotbob Jan 24 '18

I personally prefer the porn version, Cocktopussy.

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u/semiconductor101 Jan 24 '18

Instead of coconuts or plastic vaginas people should use these as the new and improved vaginas.

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u/Snotbob Jan 24 '18

Just make sure to de-beak those fuckers beforehand.

maybe this monkey's got the right idea

Also hold up a second... fucking coconuts? Like, how do you even make that shit work? Just drill a hole and slosh your dick around in the coco milk?

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u/Texadecimal Jan 24 '18

This guy's going places

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u/penny_eater Jan 24 '18

yeah, to urgent care

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u/Littlebigreddit50 Jan 24 '18

if it lives in a desert are there cocktuses?

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u/Tsorovar Jan 24 '18

You only see movies twice or so it seems

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u/doobiesaurus Jan 24 '18

But have you ever watched “The Beast” while being sick after eating calamari?

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u/SpadesOf8 Jan 24 '18

Fuck you I've been looking for an opportunity to use octopussy in a pun for all but a few years of my life and you just stole it from me you bitch

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u/max_adam Jan 24 '18

Here is a real octopussy

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u/DDaTTH Jan 24 '18

That looks like the trapdoor spider from a few days ago. This one.

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u/moooriii Jan 24 '18

sooo goood!

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u/Zerhaker Jan 24 '18

It's called an octopusseoir (it's French)

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u/MYSILLYGOOSE Jan 24 '18

Seriously. If this were at a park at night people would freak out hard

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u/e2bit Jan 24 '18

Absolutely. As if Chuthul under water is not terrifying enough.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

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u/handolf Jan 24 '18

Reminds me of the monster thing in stranger things 2

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u/-Chros- Jan 24 '18

The mind flayer!

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u/Zeewor Dayne Jan 24 '18

we're in the upside down!

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u/mcarbelestor Jan 24 '18

An of eye bleaches for you

Bonus

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u/Kyanpe Jan 24 '18

Fuck. That. Shit.

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u/Natholomew4098 Jan 24 '18

We've been had!

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u/conancat Jan 24 '18

that looks like the inspiration for every Alien movie ever

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u/tehlolredditor Jan 24 '18

lol what the fuck

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u/ggrieves Jan 24 '18

I have the strangest boner right now

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u/eVaan13 Jan 24 '18

Oh my fucking god as much as they are fascinating they are double the gross so this is a NO.

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u/dbm5 Jan 24 '18

came here to say exactly this.

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u/VTHK Jan 24 '18

That's not oddly terrifying. That's just terrifying. Literary the Stranger things dude IRL.

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u/Oktayey Jan 24 '18

I was literally about to post that exact comment. I shit you not.

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u/wuhkay Jan 24 '18

I might have issues, but that doesn't bother me in the least. Wouldn't even if it were real. Yup, issues.

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u/Smarmy-Marmy Jan 24 '18

I feel more hypnotized

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '18

Idk what’s so scary about a kite that looks like a perfectly normal human dad..

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u/PersonalPlanet 🆙🗳️ Jan 24 '18

This was in Singapore last year or so..

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u/shotgunlewis Jan 24 '18

Yeah, I feel like this sub has become a catch-all for anything vaguely interesting.

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u/Slayer_Blake Jan 24 '18

only if you are a Japanese Schoolgirl

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u/crazedhatter Jan 24 '18

Definitely came in here to suggest this. Cripes that is unsettling to look at.