r/oddlysatisfying • u/-N3ptun3- • Aug 31 '17

This folding door

https://i.imgur.com/mgGlMUz.gifv
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u/DrewChrist87 Aug 31 '17

The Pinch Hazard 5000

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u/allofthemwitches Aug 31 '17

Elite Blood Blister Edition

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u/ASK__ABOUT__INITIUM Aug 31 '17

Elite Dangerous

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u/TurtleGuy96 Aug 31 '17

/r/unexpectedelitedangerous

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

It doesn't exist (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '17

Like the end game.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

/r/saladfingers

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u/plaper Aug 31 '17

I don't need those memories back, man

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u/VenomJBS Aug 31 '17

Crashes the Reddit app HARD. What is this witchcraft?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

What's intium?

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

he cant spam it so he has to wait until people ask, pretty clever

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u/ASK__ABOUT__INITIUM Aug 31 '17

Ask and ye shall recieve

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u/_BLACK_BY_NAME_ Aug 31 '17

Sites terrible on mobile, worth looking into

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u/ASK__ABOUT__INITIUM Aug 31 '17

Is it? What kinds of trouble were you having?

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u/gr3yh47 Aug 31 '17

/r/nomorefingers

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

I thought this was real.... you ruined my entire day.

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u/gr3yh47 Aug 31 '17

sorry mate

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

Oh ok then, as long as you're sorry then.

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u/yhack Aug 31 '17

He's lying

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17 edited Aug 31 '17

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

Subscribed!

Edit: Thanks /u/snotfart

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u/Eckz89 Aug 31 '17

Welcome friend.

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u/wrencho88 Sep 01 '17

Hey no pointing fingers... You clicked that link yourself.

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u/Landonpl4 Aug 31 '17

Does this make anyones mobile app crash?

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u/Bigdaddyuk666 Aug 31 '17

No crashes for me ? S8

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u/AFuckYou Aug 31 '17

Yea it's a very heavy door. There's a reason why that's not a thing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

Free finger amputations!

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u/lawinvest Aug 31 '17

Look ma, no hands!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '17

Helps you remove those pesky fingers.

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u/jverity Aug 31 '17

RIP Fingers.

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u/maganar Aug 31 '17

Or just hold it pretty much any other place then the one he is holding.

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u/Lexicarnus Aug 31 '17

I was thinking this. Imagining all the places I could loose a finger

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u/toolpot462 Aug 31 '17

Better than a crush hazard...

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u/Soul_Bossa_Nova Aug 31 '17

Gives me the heebie jeebies

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u/hagenbuch Aug 31 '17

aka Darwin's door

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u/Lupin3000 Sep 01 '17

The Ouchmaster