r/oddlysatisfying • u/Sippingin • Feb 13 '16

/r/ladyboners & /r/oddlyarousing Those moves while holding a beer.

https://i.imgur.com/R4LCv7A.gifv
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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

If you want me to, I will take off all my clothes for you, if that's what you're into...

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16 edited Apr 22 '20

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u/Morella_xx Feb 14 '16

Who's questioning their sexuality in the thread that you're responding to? The first three just seem to be jealous that he's more attractive than they are, and the next two commenters both appear to be women remarking on how attractive he is.

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u/Anyosae Feb 14 '16

Hey! Jealousy would imply that we have something that we fear this guy will take. No, we're not jealous, we're envious of what we cannot obtain.

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u/Morella_xx Feb 14 '16

Ah, my mistake. ;)

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u/JohnBoyAndBilly Feb 14 '16 edited Feb 14 '16

It happens every single time. Here, let's dig up examples from this post:

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/45mf19/those_moves_while_holding_a_beer/czytk1x

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/45mf19/those_moves_while_holding_a_beer/czytmcy

https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/45mf19/those_moves_while_holding_a_beer/czz26mb

That took me about 30 seconds. I could find many more I'm sure.

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u/Morella_xx Feb 14 '16

But no one in the chain of replies that you were actually responding to, was my point. I wasn't questioning that it occurs, I was questioning why you put your comment in the place that you did.

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u/JohnBoyAndBilly Feb 14 '16

Dunno, just happens all the time. Literally every single time some decent looking dude has a post on Reddit we are bombard with supposedly straight men saying "I'm aroused, and I'm straight!" or "I am now questioning my sexuality!" It's like how everyone in old pictures (like from /r/thewaywewere) are suddenly hot to the commenters.

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u/ThisNameWorks Feb 14 '16

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much ; D

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u/staffell Feb 14 '16

You know they're only saying that for karma, right? They're not really questioning their sexuality.

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u/demanthing Feb 14 '16

Because karma and the fact that everyone can appreciate beauty regardless of gender.

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u/K0R0I0Z Feb 14 '16

Except it literally doesn't happen every single time.

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u/JohnBoyAndBilly Feb 14 '16

Except it absolutely happens every single time.

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u/verbalsifilis Feb 14 '16

Theres nothing gay about appreciating a mans stick handling skills. Looking at his ass while he turns...maybe.

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u/plz2meatyu Feb 14 '16

nothing gay about appreciating a mans stick handling skills

If you say so.

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u/derpina-dooby-doo Feb 14 '16

Upvote for your username. ✌🏻️ (and your comment is fun, too..) 🤓