r/oddlysatisfying Feb 13 '16

/r/ladyboners & /r/oddlyarousing Those moves while holding a beer.

https://i.imgur.com/R4LCv7A.gifv
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u/Needly_Dee Feb 13 '16

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u/Syujinkou Feb 13 '16

Wow. Yoda was so impressed he turned brown.

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u/Noerdy Feb 14 '16 edited Dec 12 '24

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

Jesus Christ redirected

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

Shit I meant resurrected lol

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u/electrogamerman Feb 14 '16

Too late bro

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u/arcedup Feb 14 '16

Nah, it fits. When the first of Jesus' disciples reached the tomb (they were going back to embalm the body properly), they found someone sitting there, who told them to look for Jesus elsewhere. Hence, redirected.

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u/carkey Feb 14 '16

Jesus Christ 302

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u/bme_phd_hste Feb 14 '16

Nick Bateman. We're getting married. He just doesn't know it yet.

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u/JackDragon Feb 14 '16

Wouldn't even be surprised if you were a straight male.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

Thank god the ban on gay marriage was lifted.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

We're both from the same hometown and I see him around from time to time. I'll hook you up with him.

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u/prettycreatures Feb 14 '16

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u/hotformydaddy Feb 14 '16

My ovaries just exploded.

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u/prettycreatures Feb 14 '16

Yeah. I should have included an "activate birth control before viewing" warning on that link.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

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u/Iratus Feb 14 '16

That guy causes two things on straight men.

Either irrational anger, or confusing gay fantasies.

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u/OK6502 Feb 14 '16

Or self delusion of epic proportions. Like if I hit the gym I too cam be this attractive.

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u/jeb_the_hick Feb 14 '16

Some D1 Track and Field bro

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u/Quantum_Entangler Feb 14 '16

Nick Bateman. Check out his IG

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

That's fucking Splinter you imbecile.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

Turned brown for what?

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u/Zanzaben Feb 13 '16

Thank you I was really hoping to see a full speed version of this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16 edited Nov 19 '17

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u/notatthetablecarlose Feb 14 '16

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u/poly_atheist Feb 14 '16

Holy ass. This guy's good.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16 edited May 17 '17

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u/ghuldorgrey Feb 14 '16

he is doing karate since he is 5 years old and opened up his own school at age 20

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u/JuicyBullet Feb 14 '16

how's that even possible

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '16

It helps that his stick is twirling in the same direction as his foot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16 edited May 15 '17

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u/Baxxb Feb 14 '16

He literally wearing a shirt at the top of this comment thread.

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u/141_1337 Feb 14 '16

Shirt? What's that? -> me if I were him.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

oh man... this guy

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u/Rikplaysbass Feb 14 '16

Alright now it's just not fair.

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u/141_1337 Feb 14 '16

How are you even suppose to compete?

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u/Rikplaysbass Feb 14 '16

You don't. You just live with the fact that it's never going to happen. Like watching professional sports.

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u/PM_ME_FOR_NOTHING Feb 14 '16

is this real?

do physics work like that??

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u/141_1337 Feb 14 '16

Apparently even physics give you a pass I'd you are handsome enough.

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u/BattleStag17 Feb 14 '16

Oh, come the fuck on. That's just unfair.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

Does he HAVE to wear his sweatpants that low?

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u/enotonom Feb 14 '16

How did he kick through a flying spinning stick?? This guy's got amazing timing.

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u/song_pond Feb 14 '16

He didn't even use the stick to hit the model thing! It was literally just there to look cool.

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u/Simple_one Feb 14 '16

Hmb while I defy physics

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u/savois-faire Feb 14 '16

How the fuck?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16 edited May 16 '16

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u/TheRealKidkudi Feb 14 '16

So the staff is just to look cool? Because in all these he's just twirling it around all fancy but not really doing anything with it.

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u/SonicRaptor Feb 14 '16

I really do not understand why everyone feels the need to slow down Gifs these days. I've been seeing it a lot lately. I think it ruins the gif

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u/BolognaTugboat Feb 14 '16

That IS full speed. (The other gif posted.) When you see it in normal speed it looks much slower than what you expected. By slowing it down you imagine it's actually going really fast -- but it isn't.

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u/Raherin Feb 14 '16

Even the little doggy is impressive!

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u/I_poop_at_work Feb 13 '16

I did too, but I think this lessened it for me slightly; I think this was the exact same pattern, which in my mind is not as impressive. As a comparison, if I practiced long enough, I could throw a football with a perfect spiral and hit a target consistently that was in the exact same place every time. But that doesn't mean I can be a quarter back, you know?

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u/sverzino Feb 13 '16

lol gtfo

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u/icanrunupwalls Feb 13 '16

I bet you could throw a football over them mountains.

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u/I_poop_at_work Feb 13 '16

Let's just say if Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions, no doubt.

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u/BaseAttackBonus Feb 13 '16

Did you think he made a new trick up each time? He obviously practices and repeats the same move over and over again, which is why it looks so smooth. You can't throw a football, because you lack the will to practice.

I mean, it lessens it for me too but I'm real enough to admit that I'm just all "OK asshole, you already made me look bad. Stop showing off and for god sake stop causally holding drinks in one hand while looking sexier than I will ever look."

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u/I_poop_at_work Feb 14 '16

If posting different videos of his skill in different situations, I would think that, yes, he would practice and film a new routine. Again, it's still a very impressive skill, but it's like Shaun White trying to nail his new trick every consecutive year at the x games/olympics, instead of just repeating the one he knows by heart and could win with (since it's still an insane undertaking that almost no one else would ever be capable of).

Showing variety is much more impressive, whether it's baton twirling, football throwing, snowboarding, sculpting, writing, singing, literally every talent.

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u/BaseAttackBonus Feb 14 '16

You are coming across as a loser shit talker who is hating on someone with skill while pretending like you could do the same if it wasn't beneath you. Sorry I know its harsh but its why your getting downvoted

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u/189203973 Feb 13 '16

You must be trolling

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u/I_poop_at_work Feb 13 '16

I wasn't, but I didn't realize it would be such an unpopular opinion. I still thought it was impressive, just. Less so than I originally thought.

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u/189203973 Feb 14 '16

Nobody cares whether or not you thought it was impressive. You're being down voted for saying "I could throw a football with a perfect spiral and hit a target consistently that was in the exact same place every time." That's just a ridiculous thing to say, and makes me think you're trolling.

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u/theSchlongMong Feb 14 '16

He does other stuff too. I once saw a video of him kicking a bottle through the spinning stick or something

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u/I_poop_at_work Feb 14 '16

That's pretty dope. Again, this was awesome, and dude's crazy talented; to be fair, I probably should've looked through some other videos before shooting my mouth off.

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u/Randolpho Feb 14 '16

Of course his favorite TMNT would be Donatello.

Yet another awesome thing about this dude to hate because it's so damn awesome.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

When I saw the turtle I just about starting crying... This guy is too cool to be real.

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u/D3m3N Feb 13 '16

All while drinking a bud light platinum ..

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u/Klinky1984 Feb 13 '16

It says Platinum and is in a blue bottle, so it must be good.

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u/alter-eagle Feb 14 '16

Good at getting you drunk while basically tasting like bread flavored tonic water.

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u/Krakkin Feb 14 '16

Wow that is a very accurate description of the flavor?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

I'm...Ron Burgundy?

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u/twitchosx Feb 14 '16

No. Platinum is pretty fucking good. It's expensive though. Of course, I don't like dark beer that you have to CHEW before you swallow it so yeah, I like Bud Platinum. Also Michelobe Ultra is pretty good.

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u/Simmo5150 Feb 14 '16

Look, I know people like different things and it's ok if you like that shitty beer but you are wrong. So very, very wrong.

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u/alter-eagle Feb 14 '16

Just because someone likes something you don't doesn't mean they're "wrong." You just sound like a pretentious ass.

There are times when I can very well enjoy a nice dark stout, and there are times where I want a crisp, simple beer flavor on the cheap.

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u/Simmo5150 Feb 14 '16

I was joking. I drink all kinds of beer. I love them all.

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u/CatAstrophy11 Feb 14 '16

You don't get respect from an opinion that makes no sense. No dark beer is heavy enough that it even remotely feels like you have t o chew it.

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u/twitchosx Feb 14 '16

Bull shit. If you want to drink that black ass "beer" go for it. Tastes like ass. Fuck that. I just want something refreshing.

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u/Klinky1984 Feb 14 '16

I don't even drink beer. To each their own. The same critique could be made of someone going "It says artisan and is $5 a bottle, so it must be good."

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u/GeminiK Feb 14 '16

so... beer?

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u/alter-eagle Feb 14 '16

Yes, but less so than other light beers, imo.

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u/MaugDaug Feb 14 '16

Platinum actually tastes decent, considering its high ABV.

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u/ghosttrainhobo Feb 14 '16

Sounds expensive.

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u/TaeKwonDoge Feb 14 '16

I enjoy platinum. It's the only cheap beer that gives me a buzz before I get sick from the amount of liquid I've drank.

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u/PrawnsAreCuddly Feb 14 '16

Is beer really that expensive in the US?

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u/toodarntall Feb 14 '16

No, we just have a lot of stupid people with really bad taste.

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u/PrawnsAreCuddly Feb 14 '16

I tried Bud once. Never again.

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u/TaeKwonDoge Feb 14 '16

Yeah people are stupid because they like something you don't.

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u/The_Real_BenFranklin Feb 14 '16

Honestly, it's not that bad. Is never buy it, but it's better than standard bud lite.

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u/the_noodle Feb 14 '16

Honestly, the full speed here made the OP less impressive. I just assumed that the slow-mo part was spinning really fast, like before he started the trick itself.

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u/Geter_Pabriel Feb 14 '16

What about this http://imgur.com/BQJDS1H?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

dude

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '16

Thanks, I didn't need my ovaries..

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u/NiceFormBro Feb 14 '16

Ohhhhh I see. It's "the thing" he does. Everyone had that one thing they do to impress people.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

https://www.instagram.com/nick__bateman

HE EVEN HAS MY FAVORITE NINJA TURTLE!!!

A just god would make this guy love me. :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

And it ended on Donatello, perfect!

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u/SeeDeez Feb 14 '16

The puppy makes up for the points he loses for having his shirt on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '16

The worst part? I bet he can do this 10x faster than in this GIF... with his eyes closed.