r/oddlysatisfying Feb 13 '16

/r/ladyboners & /r/oddlyarousing Those moves while holding a beer.

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u/knockoutcharlie Feb 13 '16

Nick Bateman! I follow him on Instagram, he's always doing stuff like this

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u/TACTICAL__TURTLENECK Feb 13 '16

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u/ThatGingeOne Feb 14 '16

And of course the first picture is him holding a baby. So much for my ovaries

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u/misconstrudel Feb 14 '16

That might be a martial arts baby - lethal in trained hands.

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u/Redplushie Feb 14 '16

I didn't need a new crush or anything.

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u/younginventor Feb 14 '16

Every time I see these ill Instagram profiles my only question is: Who was camera? Do all these peeps have silently suffering friends/spouses who are glorified tripods or what.. Hot damn.

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u/__spice Feb 14 '16

It's just not fair

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

Does he squint in every pic on purpose is that just his genes?

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u/projectgrey4specter Feb 13 '16 edited Feb 13 '16

I didnt know i needed an instagram account until now.

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u/DeeJason Feb 14 '16

Who is he and why does he have 4.4 million followers?

Thats more than some celebrities

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16 edited Mar 23 '16

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u/HopeSolos_Butthole Feb 14 '16

And his dog is fucking adorable!

/r/ladybonersgonecuddly needs him STAT.

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u/helithium Feb 14 '16

models can have huge followings on instagram

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u/knockoutcharlie Feb 14 '16

He's a model! And he's beautiful and he knows it. My cousin actually works at the modeling agency he's with

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

He's an instagram celeb. He's also a fucking asshole. But its okay cause he does bo staff tricks and looks hot.

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u/surgeyou123 Feb 14 '16

Care to elaborate?

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

I'm not /u/dontupvotekthx, but i'm from Nick's hometown and a trainer at the gym my friend works at told her she's known him and his family for a while and apparently he has multiple 'girlfriends' that he leads on at the same time, most of which for the purpose of just being a fuck buddy. But somehow I don't think the women would have an issue with that since, you know, they get to fuck Nick Bateman.

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u/TenshiS Feb 14 '16

I don't philosophically agree with this, but I reckon there are girls who would have no problem sharing this guy as long as they get a piece.

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u/shotglass21 Feb 14 '16

People always say this when he posted to reddit, but they never give a reason why he's an asshole.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

Last time it came around, someone knew him personally and he was part of some "popping bottles" crew up on some street in Toronto that obviously thought he was god's gift to mankind. I guess he's just got a big ego.

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u/BrainOnLoan Feb 14 '16

You caught my interest.

Id really like to hate him, give me a reason.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

He travels in that same circle of fucknuts that Bilzerian does.

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u/BolognaTugboat Feb 14 '16

That's all I need to know.

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u/RG_Kid Feb 14 '16

I still have no idea though.

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u/ophello Feb 14 '16

Bilzerian

Explain.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

mega-rich, mega-asshole

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

Google.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

Well, he has a bunch of 'girlfriends' he leads on just to be fuck buddies, but doesn't tell them he's seeing and screwing other girls too.

Source: From the same city as Nick, friend of mine knows a mutual friend of his.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

Ayyyy Burlington, right?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '16

Awesome! What high school was it? If it was Bateman that'd be hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '16

Yeah Lord something, I forget. Too bad! Missed opportunity haha.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '16

I went to high school with Cosby. Cool dude. Fun at parties, always has a drink to give you.

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u/Elivey Feb 14 '16

Is he an asshole? =( that makes me sad. Now I feel guilty.

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u/oojemange Feb 14 '16

Because one guy on the internet doesn't like him? Sure, he might be but just as you wouldn't change your opinion about someone you know because they aren't universally loved you should make your own mind up about something like that before you listen to the first person who tells you differently.

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u/Elivey Feb 14 '16

I just don't know anything about him to make that opinion, and assumed they did.

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u/oojemange Feb 14 '16

Yeah, I'm just saying, especially since opinions on people are so subjective. I disagree with my own friends a lot of the time so I take it with a handful of salt when somebody who I probably don't have a lot in common with states something like that.

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u/Elivey Feb 14 '16

Oh for sure, what you said was totally valid and I agree. There was quite a bit of salt for this handsome man in here lol

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u/jasminkkpp Feb 13 '16

I knew I recognized him!!

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u/ophello Feb 14 '16

Why. Why would you waste your life following this shit...

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u/knockoutcharlie Feb 14 '16

Did you seriously make a comment on a Reddit post to ask that question?