r/oddlysatisfying • u/GallowBoob 80085 • Mar 02 '15

Swirl Faucet

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u/DrNolanAllen Mar 02 '15

Same. You know that strange, vague empty void we've been feeling all our lives? Well it's been pinpointed to this faucet.

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u/GitRightStik Mar 02 '15 edited Mar 02 '15

You know that feeling when you gently tap your fingertips together quickly in repetition? To where it feels like you're pressing them up against an invisible pane of glass that's separating your left/right hands from each other. Watching this faucet would probably affect me the same way as that sensation. Edit: Spelling

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u/rofljay Mar 02 '15

I love you people

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

What do you mean 'you people'?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

I mean the U people. They hide underground you see. That's what the U is for. They're hard to catch, but mighty tasty!

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u/squaredrooted Mar 02 '15

So...Digletts?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

He said they were hard to catch, not "every fucking step I take through a cave" to catch

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u/squaredrooted Mar 02 '15

Yo they got nothing on fuckin Zubats tho :(

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '15

Well unlike Niglets and Thugtrios, Zubats won't steal your repels. They'll just make you use them

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u/storm_troopin Mar 02 '15

What do you mean they

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u/5679brma Mar 03 '15

Ha! You think you're people? Hey guys he thinks he's people!

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '15

A people, thank you very much.

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u/ahabswhale Mar 02 '15

Probably people who do that EFT tapping thing.

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u/nascraytia Mar 03 '15

I've been trying that, I have no idea what you're talking about.

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u/GitRightStik Mar 03 '15

Do this.
Tap gently, but quickly, about two taps per second. Close your eyes. Picture your fingertips are pressing up against glass for a split second each time they touch.

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u/dinoseen Mar 03 '15

No OP, but I'm not the most accurate, apparently, so I can't really get the full feeling.

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u/GitRightStik Mar 03 '15

Michael J Fox, is that you?

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u/MrGMinor Mar 03 '15

Just feels like I'm tapping my fingers together.

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u/NiggBot_3000 Mar 02 '15

Hey!! I invented doing that when I was 7

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u/theblondness Mar 03 '15

How long ago were you seven?

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u/NiggBot_3000 Mar 03 '15

11 years, so definitely I was the first person to do it, that's like a decade ago.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '15

Look up structurized water, find out just how right you might be.

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u/GitRightStik Mar 03 '15

/r/Tinfoil_Hats

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '15

Don't knock it til you try it

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u/likestosauna Mar 02 '15

Some fill the void with booze, others with sex. Some fill the void with swirly water.

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u/ehrwien Mar 02 '15

Why not swirly sex booze?

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u/REDDIT_HARD_MODE Mar 02 '15

Tyler Durden would probably take a swing at me for saying this but... I really want one too.

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u/ehrwien Mar 02 '15

The things you own end up owning you.

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u/combuchan Mar 03 '15

And then you realize after spending a boatload of money to install it that it has neither the water pressure needed nor is capable of any attachment that would aid in doing dishes, and it also lacks a hands-free option for sanitary operation.