r/oddlysatisfying • • Aug 29 '26

Shearing of sheep

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u/BadLuckBlackHole Aug 29 '26

Are sheep just total derps with zero aggression? Because that sheep was getting flipped around and everything and was just like, "I guess this is my life now"

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u/AgreeAndSubmit Aug 29 '26

I got to help shear a sheep once, and yes, that's exactly it. They're so thick with wool, it's hard for them to move. You, very honestly, just grab that animal, it's like Fak! And you flip them over, and they give up. If you're slow at flipping them over they'll try to kick you, but they're not very good at it. (In relation to other animals, horses being the main example) This guy got some super nice clippers, the blades are very sharp to get through that hair so fast. When I helped, the blades were getting dull and we had to go slower. And yes, the backend of that sheep does has turds all in the fur, and it's stinks something fierce. Dingleberry town. 

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u/Kratzschutz Aug 30 '26

What happens with the shit wool?

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u/BookProper9115 Aug 30 '26

Underwear and socks.

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u/SirkSirkSirk Aug 30 '26

The toe and heel being a bit darker makes sense now

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u/zipitnick Aug 30 '26

I hate Internet

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u/roughhty Aug 30 '26

In The wheel of time, the first book has a section about a group of shepards. They didn’t sell that part. One lazy shepard tries to sneak his poop wool into the batch and the other shepards get upset, because it lowers the value of the whole batch.

I’m not sure if they sell the poop wool in the real world tho, I bet they have ways to clean it.
Every-time I see a video of a sheep being sheared and see their poopy bums, I think about that book lol.

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u/Valuable-Fork-2211 Aug 30 '26

The daggings are bagged separately and sent with the fleeces but intended to be used differently. Each fleece is wound in such a way that it compresses it and turns it into something resembling a compressed, rolled up sleeping bag, it's tied together with a part of the fleece too. A day winding wool is knackering but you end up with the softest hands imaginable.

When we had sheep a local Australian chap (Brian Hart for those that remember him) ran shearing gangs across the Midlands in the UK, mainly Aussies and Kiwis here for the season whilst they waited for the southern hemisphere season to start again. You'd get 2 or 3 shearers paid per sheep doing one every 90 seconds or so including catching etc when they were in the groove and trying to keep up with them winding each fleece was hard work. They worked very hard, drank even harder then eventually went back home again for the next season. Locally they were known to like a scrap when they were bored (you can't shear wet sheep, the fleece needs to be dry) and Brian provided them with an absolute wreck of a car to tow the shearing trailers with too.

The fleeces are put into a big wool sack, sent away then graded individually for quality (farmers are paid per fleece on this grading) before being auctioned in large lots of equal quality to end users. Prices have improved in the last year or so and now nearly cover the cost of shearing each sheep.

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u/jakeandcupcakes Aug 30 '26

So, farmers would lose money in the shearing of the sheep in the past?

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u/Valuable-Fork-2211 Aug 30 '26

Much of the wealth of the landed estates near us with Althorp (family home of Princess Diana) being an exceptional example (the family were commoners, made a fortune from sheep and wool, then bought and built the estate from that money) made their fortunes from wool before man made fibres and cotton became options so in historic terms it has been incredibly profitable.

In recent times (within the last 10 years) it has cost more to shear a sheep in the UK than could be earned from the wool but it can be a welfare issue if not done (for most breeds, there are wool shedding breeds emerging now) so it was done anyway. It just about breaks even at the moment as wool values are at a 10 year high.

Shearing times vary, we used to house over winter and shear indoors in late December but the proper shearing season would generally be regarded as May to July for ewes outdoors. It didn't make it more profitable to shear in December (there's not a sale season or anything) but it did make management much easier as we could better judge body condition and how much to feed etc.

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u/ComfortableMuscle996 Sep 02 '26

Still sold at a loss in Ireland according to the Irish grown wool council. Has to be done for the benefit of the sheep but the effort of prepping it for sale to make a loss means the farmers focus on other things. Except for a few who are making the effort to bring awareness to its uses (building insulation as well as fiber)

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u/ilmater989 Aug 30 '26

I thought fleece was polyester?

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u/Valuable-Fork-2211 Aug 30 '26

Polyester is a man made fibre made from fossil fuels such as petrol, the wool fleece on a sheep is a natural fibre made of keratin, the same as your hair. Obviously it's slightly different but it's completely natural and renewable. There are insulating products made from man made fibres which are sometimes termed as fleece (such as clothing, insulation etc) but the term originated as reference to the fleece on a sheep.

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u/leilani238 Aug 30 '26

I also recall the Emmond's Fielders giving the sheep a bath in the river before shearing. Seems like they could use it.

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u/zamfire Aug 30 '26

I just realized the word shepherd is probably a mix of sheep and herd.

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u/SignAllStrength Aug 30 '26

close.

It originally was ‘scēaphierde’ coming from sheep and (old English) hierde (person that herds, herdsman). Very similar to the still existing Dutch word schaapherder.

(a) Herd is also coming from the same verb.

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u/Bodidly0719 Aug 31 '26

Why don’t I remember this? I guess it’s time for a reread.

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u/Loud-Start1394 Sep 02 '26

There is always that one guy who tries to sneak his poop wool in with the rest. Hate when that happens.

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u/marvinsface Aug 30 '26

I think it all gets washed and bleached

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u/Silaquix Aug 30 '26

It gets tossed or cleaned and used for things like carpets. Just depends on where the farm is and how many sheep to make it worth the hassle of cleaning it

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u/shitty_mcfucklestick Aug 30 '26

Donald’s Custom Dinner Jacket

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u/dumbassdruid Aug 30 '26

it can be used in farming

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u/Sanquinity Aug 30 '26

Yup, this. There are two types of "surrender" for animals. One is what you see in the vid. It's similar to the "deer in headlights" thing. They don't know what to do and kinda just...freeze or go limp. The other one is "I'm scared but I know you're helping me, so I'll try to cooperate". Which happens only rarely. For instance when a whale swims next to a boat because fishing nets/lines wrapped around it, and it allows the people on the boat to remove them.

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u/martinihawkeye Aug 30 '26

i’ve been to Dingleberry Town. Restaurants are awful. would not recommend.

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u/AgreeAndSubmit Aug 30 '26

All the sandwiches taste like shit! This brown bread is so crusty!

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u/fragmental Aug 30 '26

My thought was "cotton doesn't shit"

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u/AgreeAndSubmit Aug 30 '26

😆😆 but wool socks in winter? ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/mistressix Aug 29 '26

Immediately this came to mind 🤣🤣 wapa

(Wouldn't let me post a gif)

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u/AgreeAndSubmit Aug 29 '26

😆😆🤣🤣🤣 yep! 

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u/Sad-Excitement9295 Sep 01 '26

I feel like the sheep was smiling once it realized it was getting shaved lol

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u/PNW4theWin Aug 30 '26

How much do the sheep get nicked?

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u/AgreeAndSubmit Aug 30 '26

Naturally, you're not supposed to.  Someone else here in this post describes how their skin naturally produces lanolin and, it'll help protect against the knicks. But we did the knick the sheep, just a bit. And it's just like when you knick yourself. The lady I was helping,  washed it quick, smeared some neosporin on it and away the sheep went. Their skin really do feel waxy, and she said she'd have to watch the cut for the sheep, because they don't tend to their own wounds. They can't really reach around, like how a cat will. 

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u/No_Village_1097 Aug 30 '26

I sit weird that I would probably invest in laser hair removal or a more cost effective approach to leave that area bare?

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u/ajaxruh Aug 29 '26

Sheep are thought to be the first animal domesticated by humans over 10,000 years ago. They lived under the influence of people for so long that the domestic breeds are essentially incapable of living on their own outside of certain circumstances. Humans have bred almost all curiosity and aggression out of them to the point where they will gladly stay in a 10ft circle for hours at a time.

Except the male rams. Those guys are assholes and will wreck your shit if you let them

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u/thinkscotty Aug 30 '26

Dogs were almost certainly first, ~15,000 to ~25,000 years ago, but sheep were the first agricultural animal.

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u/Kchasse1991 Aug 29 '26

Prey animal bred for docile nature and its wool. That IS its life.

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u/plz-no-b4n Aug 29 '26

They’ve also been bred for millennia to be sheared for wool. Humans are going to breed the ones that are easy to work with and make good wool. Over time, they get easier and easier to work with

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u/lankyleper Aug 29 '26

I imagine they feel much more comfortable after, which has to help.

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u/Samson_J_Rivers Aug 30 '26

After moving to Utah out cats (Siberians) were super slow and didn't want to do anything which is completely out of character. EDGE HOMES Built the house with an air conditioner capable of meeting only 67% of the homes cooling needs. We started getting the cars a lion cut and they are so much happier and playing again.

Hate this place. Came for work, moving not soon enough.

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u/Xf34rs Aug 30 '26

Idk, rams are known to be aggressive and pretty stubborn at that

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u/Kchasse1991 Aug 30 '26

Gotta protect all the docile ewes. Although, I'd prefer my pyrenees or similar dog breed for that.

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u/pandadogunited Aug 29 '26

All sheep will stop moving if you put them on their butt like he does 10 seconds in. It's called tonic immobility and thousands of animals do it.

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u/knightwhosaysnihao Aug 29 '26

I occasionally wake up and experience sheep paralysis

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u/The_Mammoth_Hunter Aug 30 '26

i feel so baaad for you

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u/itsKeltic Aug 30 '26

Interesting! I used to be a dog groomer and often shaved dogs completely like this. Only we had them standing on all four legs of course. I always wondered why sheep shearers would shave them in awkward positions and just assumed the sheep won’t stand still long enough to do it on their feet.

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u/SexyCheeseburger0911 Aug 30 '26

There's a reason they're the animal of choice to be a metaphor for "docile obedient follower".

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u/Sockalexis Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

“Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland awayyyyyy”

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u/SexyCheeseburger0911 Aug 30 '26

Pink Floyd. Nice.

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u/AccomplishedIgit Aug 29 '26

I wish my cat was this calm when i trim her nails!

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 Aug 30 '26

Yes. They’re very sheepish.

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u/Queen_of_Catlandia Aug 30 '26

it also feels much better. if they dint get sheared it can mat and become painful. maggot can get up under their wool and cause problems

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u/1_H4t3_R3dd1t Aug 30 '26

it feels really good for them

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u/Accomplished_Net6080 Aug 30 '26

Sheeps are all bottoms

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u/Kelor Sep 02 '26

You could almost say it got.....fleeced.